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was a very small update hash, just to say the woman hadn't put a note on my file about not paying for the first week of the month and making up the difference over the rest of the month.
*bounces around put singing I predict a riot, very loudly and very badly*
i posted a reply to TP and the system ate it
that's not a very birthdayish thing for it to do
*helps self to cheese and pineapple stick things and other stuff from the buffet*
A nice kind of riot bear, not a smashing each other over the head with empty Krug bottles type of riot.
<brings out wibbly jelly and vanilla ice cream>
Nearly cake time
<phones to put firemen on standby>
*woo hooo*
bounces excitedly*
<dims lights and lights many candles>
Happeeee Birthday to You
Happeeee Birthday to You
Happeeee Birthday dear Loooooon
Happeeee Birthday to You
Now blow them out, carefully, and make a wish
*wishes for lots of burly fireman*
nice baby ned shaped cake TP, lots of chocolate woo hooo
<opens door to reveal six burly firemen to make Loon's wish come true>
They're very warm Loon. I think you need to take them out to the jacuzzi to cool down.
ooh
*thud*
*recovers and retires to the jacuzzi with said firemen*
*returns briefly to collect more krug*
Gentle with them now, they're only young .... and muscular .... and virile
Not our usual sort of customer at all!
*woo hoooooooo*
*back flips with excitement*
<covers eyes>
Careful Loon. We don't want any souvenir injuries.
TA DA !!
*brilliantly performs celebratory back flip*
it's ok TP, all done
muscular? virile?
got waylaid and failed to run
Pathetic
been too much of that of late
working now to finish an advice i had started yesterday, so I will have achieved something
ooh PS *flutters eyelashes*
have some krug
running is so waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay overrated
awww, it's my birthday TP, surely I don't have to tidy up :<
blimey PS, you covered up quick
Well, don't come complaining to me if your firemen are smelly and tangled when you try to play with them tomorrow.
White tuxedo
*sigh*
*sponges down fireman, dries them and stores them carefully in the cupboard*
YOU IS MEAN TP !!
Strangely enough, that's not a new accusation to my ears
PMSL !!
surely that's not true
any new postcards from ST?
Evening all is Loon pi$$ed yet?
<pours glass of Krug for GD>
She's been playing nicely with her presents. Ever the perfect lady
i generate my own electricity GD, I am a live wire me ;D
mwah mwah