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sweetest thing.I have just spent an hour listening to green day because of you.....havent listened to it in years and years..
Ah yes, the lead singer of Green Day.
Hello other mouse, we've not really met before. Were you once Biker Mouse or was that my imagination?
How lovely. Just lovely to be here.
Eyeliner porn - it must be years since I last typed those evocative words...
I like eyeliner on a man *drifts into daydream of Captain Jack*
Can't beat a nice tasty image for lunch.
ah the sweet smell of ale, and nuts
Mmmh. The Green Day guy reminds me a little of a panda bear...
It's lovely to be back! ST- what do you have on offer for afternoon tea?
*bustles about in the pub kitchen*
Today I can offer you home-baked scones with strawberry preserve and clotted cream, apricot and almond loaf and Victoria sponge. Anything you fancy there?
Yes please, and a pot of tea thank you.
Tea tray all ready for you...meantime, it's nearly 11 pm in my time zone and I need to go to bed. kknn
night night to you too.
I make that past 6pm so I think a gin and tonic is in order.
Brilliant, I was just about to ask if anyone had seen the gin
*turns to gin* arghhh 450 words to cut from my assignment
ha ha ha, I love that! Genius!
I specialise in getting away with being under the word limit
I used to have to put loads of 'ands' in!!
I have enough ands to last me a while but the effing essay is done ... ish
Now rather than collapsing in a heap I have the joys of cleaning ahead of a house inspection tomorrow thanks tw*tty landlord.
* Buys a drink and flumps on the bar stool *
*empties dishwasher, wipes down bar and flicks switch on coffee machine*
Good morning (or good middle-of-the-night, as it is for you!). Nice to see some customers wandering in last night
But of course - we have plain croissants, pains au chocolat, pains aux raisins and toast.
Morning ...wipes feet as walks in, brrr chilly this morning any chance of a coffee ?
Morning. Make that 2 for coffee please.
*pours coffee, puts milk and sugar on table*
Chilly there, is it? Is this the time to say that it's 30 degrees where I am today? Celcius, for the avoidance of doubt