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Lunch time?
Ok I am not a jam or bread fan so you may have to come up with something else
I already hadda apple
And I think my body needs a break from booze.
Two minute noodles?
Lunch time in 30mins but nothing wrong with being prepared
I is having dis but without the salad
Is this all I get ....?
TG - lunch is served
PO - Your lunch is ready
Bear - din dins
I think it would be better all around if we ate the bear and the penguin.
Then people could stop harping on about how global warming is going to destroy them
I think they'll wipe each other out first
Yeah? You and whose army?
Ah!
A Bradypus or Sloth am I,
I live a life of ease,
Contented not to do or die
But idle as I please.
I have three toes on either foot
(Or half a doz. on both)
With leaves and fruits and shoots to eat...
How sweet to be a Sloth!
The world is such a cheerful place
When view from upside down,
It makes a rise of every fall,
A smile of every frown!
I watch the fleeting flutter by
Of butterfly or moth -
And think of all the things I'd try
If I were not a Sloth.
I could climb the very highest Himalayas,
Be among the greatest ever tennis players,
Always win at chess,
Marry a Princess,
Study hard and be an eminent professor,
Or I could be a millionaire,
Play the clarinet, travel everywhere,
Learn to cook,
Catch a crook,
Win a war then write a book
About it; I could paint a Mona Lisa,
Be another Caesar,
Compose an oratorio that was sublime...
The door's not shut
On my genius but -
I just don't have the time.
For days and days among the trees
I sleep and dream and doze,
Just gently swaying in the breeze
Suspended by my toes;
While eager beavers overhead
Rush through the undergrowth,
I watch the clouds beneath my feet...
How sweet to be a Sloth!
-- Michael Flanders
Yup
S'me
This cartoon has caused havoc in SA - most people agree with it though. The government has formed an alliance with other political parties so that the president to be; Jacob Zuma, gets off on his criminal charges. If he gets cleared for rape, fraud and every other crime under the sun, he can stand for president where he will win.
I think it's funny
I was thinking that too
I actually don't know.
Maybe so he can rain on her parade?
Ha ha ha
I don't feel well .....