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CRESTA WINNERS PROMOTIONS
NEW GATE 21B
GAUTENG PROVINCE
FROM: THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER,
INTERNATIONAL
PROMOTIONS/PRIZE
AWARD DEPARTMENT,
REF: EGS/2551256003/03
BATCH: 14/0017/IPD
RE: AWARD NOTIFICATION
Be informed that you have emerged a winner of our Lottery International
Program that was drawn three days from the day of this notice. Attached
to
ticket number 7,35,5,45,8 BONUS NO: 77,with serial Number 2113-05
matched
the winning numbers 7,23,5,45,8 BONUS NO: 77, and consequently won our
Stakers International lottery in the 5th category.
Approved is a lump sum of Nine Hundred and Fifty Thousand Dollars
($950,000.00) in cash prize accredited to file REF NO.
JSL/2554259003/07
that should be released to you. This is from the total prize money of
($14,250,000.00) shared among the fifteen International winners in this
category.
Participants were selected through a referral program and winners were
picked by a computer ballot system drawn from 25,000 names from
Australia,New Zealand, America, Asia, Europe, Africa and North America
as
part our International Promotions Program, which is conducted annually.
Due
to the mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this
award
strictly from public notice until your claim has been processed and
your
money released to you.
To begin your claim, please contact the claims department:
Williams Lulu
(Claims Manager)
Email (williamsoffice001@yahoo.com)
Phone:+27-83-981-886
NB: Prizes must be claimed not later than 8 working days. After these
stipulated days, all funds will be returned as unclaimed prizes and
will
channeled for charity. In order to avoid unnecessary delays and
complications, please remember to quote your winning reference batch
numbers
in every one of your correspondences with the claims officer.
Congratulations and thank you for being part of our International
promotions
program.
Best regards,
Mrs. Elen Karabo
(CRESTA WINNERS PROMOTIONS DIRECTOR)
NEW GATE 21B
GAUTENG PROVINCE
FROM: THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER,
INTERNATIONAL
PROMOTIONS/PRIZE
AWARD DEPARTMENT,
REF: EGS/2551256003/03
BATCH: 14/0017/IPD
RE: AWARD NOTIFICATION
Be informed that you have emerged a winner of our Lottery International
Program that was drawn three days from the day of this notice. Attached
to
ticket number 7,35,5,45,8 BONUS NO: 77,with serial Number 2113-05
matched
the winning numbers 7,23,5,45,8 BONUS NO: 77, and consequently won our
Stakers International lottery in the 5th category.
Approved is a lump sum of Nine Hundred and Fifty Thousand Dollars
($950,000.00) in cash prize accredited to file REF NO.
JSL/2554259003/07
that should be released to you. This is from the total prize money of
($14,250,000.00) shared among the fifteen International winners in this
category.
Participants were selected through a referral program and winners were
picked by a computer ballot system drawn from 25,000 names from
Australia,New Zealand, America, Asia, Europe, Africa and North America
as
part our International Promotions Program, which is conducted annually.
Due
to the mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this
award
strictly from public notice until your claim has been processed and
your
money released to you.
To begin your claim, please contact the claims department:
Williams Lulu
(Claims Manager)
Email (williamsoffice001@yahoo.com)
Phone:+27-83-981-886
NB: Prizes must be claimed not later than 8 working days. After these
stipulated days, all funds will be returned as unclaimed prizes and
will
channeled for charity. In order to avoid unnecessary delays and
complications, please remember to quote your winning reference batch
numbers
in every one of your correspondences with the claims officer.
Congratulations and thank you for being part of our International
promotions
program.
Best regards,
Mrs. Elen Karabo
(CRESTA WINNERS PROMOTIONS DIRECTOR)
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Comments
I'm off too, once I have finished helping Mrs Joyce Ketchumba release the $17,000,000,000,010.36 held in trust after the death of her late husband.
Just wiring £3000 banking board of control fees to Nigeria this exact minute as chance would have it.
A life of riley here I come !!! Whohoo !
I get 30% as a trusted friend and christian colleague, apparently.
Wish I'd get an email from Williams Lulu
"get 30% as a trusted friend and christian colleague, apparently"
F**k me they did email the wrong one!
...something to do with willy lengthening?
Dont forget your mates b4 you go will you?
Looks like you b******* your chances there Jon, would you like to buy some tranquilisers to take away the pain? I keep getting offered loads!
INTERNATIONAL/PRIZE AWARD DEPT
REF:PL2/209318/09
BATCH:18/103/HME.
Dear Sir,
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners
International programs held on the 07/03/2006. Your e-mail address
attached
to ticket number 436425795822-5022 with serial number 6614102, batch
number
8561513507,lottery ref number 7675213911 and drew lucky numbers
7-9-4-17-34-44 which consequently won in category C, you have therefore
been
approved for a lump sum pay out of US$1.500,000.00 (0NE MILLION FIVE
HUNDRED
THOUSAND United States dollars)
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your
winning
information confidential until your claims has been processed and your
money
Remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double
claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn
from
over 40,000 company and 20,000,000 individual email addresses and names
from
all over the world. This promotional program takes place every year.
This lottery was promoted and sponsored by Association of software
producers. we hope with part of your winning,you will take part in our
next
year US$20 million international lottery.
To file for your claim, please call OUR HEAD OFFICE.
=============================================================
Mr.ALAN JERRY
Tel:+27-73-18-58-308
Contact email adress:alanjerry_684@hotmail.com
Gulf Atlantic SA
Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 30th of March,
2006..
After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake.
Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications
please
remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all
correspondence.
Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent
as
soon as possible.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for
being
part of our promotional program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
Yours Sincerely,
Mr.ALAN JERRY.
Lottery Agent
AND AGAIN!
INTERNATIONAL/PRIZE AWARD DEPT
REF:PL2/209318/09
BATCH:18/103/HME.
Dear Sir,
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International programs held on the 02/03/2006. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 436425795822-5022 with serial number 6614102, batch number 8561513507,lottery ref number 7675213911 and drew lucky numbers 7-9-4-17-34-44 which consequently won in category C, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$1.500,000.00 (0NE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND United States dollars)
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money Remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 40,000 company and 20,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes place every year.
This lottery was promoted and sponsored by Association of software producers. we hope with part of your winning,you will take part in our next year US$20 million international lottery.
To file for your claim, please call OUR HEAD OFFICE.
=============================================================
Mr.MIKE DAVID
Tel:+2783-69-69-311
Contact email adress:mikedavid_9@yahoo.com
Gulf Atlantic SA
Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 30th of March 2006.. After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence.
Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
Yours Sincerely,
Mr.MIKE DAVID.
Lottery Agent
You're telling me?!?!? I'M MINTED!
How you doing buddy :-)
So you should be ok to lend me £50? Come on - you'll soon be blowing your nose on 50s!
Wouldn't it be more sensible to blame Bill Gates & Tim Berners-Lee ?
Can't see why it would be a government issue ...