Clay pigeon shooting. I just couldn't work out what I was supposed to be looking at. One eye closed, the other eye closed, both eyes open... not a fekkin clue.
Map reading. If I'm travelling South, I have to turn it upsidedown
I used to tell mrs P off if she rotated the map, until I learned basic map reading, and they tell you to orientate your map, so perhaps you are an instinctive navigator Saffy.
Using a compass, I just cant get my head around how where the arrow is pointing vs the map. And maths when its letters instead of numbers, surely thats called writing ....
talking in a queit voice.or even in a moderate normal voice.................
and I can't stop shoveling nice food down my throat....even when i am absolutely full , I can endurance eat and push my body past its limit and shove a bit more in..........like a wafer thin mint.....
I'm also a DIY disaster area. I can change a light bulb but thats it.
But the upside is the Mrs never asks me to carry out any DIY around the house knowing full well it will break/shatter/fall to pieces within seconds of completion. Happy days!!
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Clay pigeon shooting. I just couldn't work out what I was supposed to be looking at. One eye closed, the other eye closed, both eyes open... not a fekkin clue.
Throwing and catching
I have never been able to lay racket on tennis ball, or shuttlecock. Can't play any instruments either.
Oh, and maths
This has the potential to get gloomy, how about a "Random Talents" thread?
Swimming breast stroke - I just float there going no where. I've had lessons without any success, I'll just stick to front crawl.
Singing.
Chess.
If I'm travelling South, I have to turn it upsidedown
I'm rubbish at just about everything.
Except, I can clay pigeon shoot - you look at the clays, the name kind of gives it away. I can also map read. (If obsessions count).
I used to tell mrs P off if she rotated the map, until I learned basic map reading, and they tell you to orientate your map, so perhaps you are an instinctive navigator Saffy.
I can't write.
tpying
earn good money!
Swimming my head in the water.
Yeah, thanks for that.
talking in a queit voice.or even in a moderate normal voice.................
and I can't stop shoveling nice food down my throat....even when i am absolutely full , I can endurance eat and push my body past its limit and shove a bit more in..........like a wafer thin mint.....
Going down slides into water. I just won't.
Not even one designed for toddlers.
Still not fully awake - I read that as 'man reading'
I can do that!
Man reading is easy. They either want....food, drink or sex
Not necessarily Degs, no! LOL!
Spatial awareness - Parking sensors were made for people like me - front and back
mental arithmetic, and housework
DIY.
Which makes the mind boggle at the south/upside down bit
I'm also a DIY disaster area. I can change a light bulb but thats it.
But the upside is the Mrs never asks me to carry out any DIY around the house knowing full well it will break/shatter/fall to pieces within seconds of completion. Happy days!!