When on a long run, your vision starts to go cloudy as your contact lenses appear to start to freeze on your eyeballs and you have to remind yourself to keep blinking, at the same time avoiding your eyelashes freezing together
when your boiler greaks down, wouldnt be so bad but it worked this morning before the "service engineer" did the annual health check, get back home to a freezing house
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Everyone has gone all nesh and wearing tights and other umanly attire
A Newcastle football fan keeps his shirt on.
🙂
Is that for running or cycling too?
Shorts all year for me runs, but tights for cycling
The sweat thats on yer shorts has turned to ice
The Dubai definition of cold. "You know its cold when you don't sweat immediately on walking outdoors"
When you dont need to put your cans/bottles of beer in the fridge
...your eyes freeze.
You can't lick lampposts:
Your tongue gets frozen when yo mouth breathe.
I know there's a solution to that one
You find that instead of the usual 20-30 bikes in the bike rack at work there's just yours and one other idiots
When you get out of the car and a penguin bites your ar$e.
...you have to break the ice for your swim. (Although I wimp out when there are leaves on the lake rather than ice).
When on a long run, your vision starts to go cloudy as your contact lenses appear to start to freeze on your eyeballs and you have to remind yourself to keep blinking, at the same time avoiding your eyelashes freezing together
Balaclavas have sold out
You finish your run and you have a whiter beard than Santa
when your boiler greaks down, wouldnt be so bad but it worked this morning before the "service engineer" did the annual health check, get back home to a freezing house
You have to scrape the ice off the inside of your windows .......... in the bedroom
that might say more about you than you care to reveal Melds
Indeed
When the heated wheel in the car doesn't warm your fingers through in the first 30 seconds of being in the car and takes nearly a minute.
But then I'm soft.
Or when a snot rocket lands with ping as it froxe on the way down.
a fleet of 10+ salt gritters pass you on your evening ride.
Ice freezes solid inside your nostrils
when you pass other runners in the street and there's that mutual understanding that "we is hardcore"
When your pee freezes after going on the move on the bike
When your tadger resembles a walnut whip after a run