Reminds me of an argument I once had in the pub, would you rather be invisible or able to fly? Me +1 other said fly , because we couldn't think of things to do if invisible that weren't illegal or immoral (or both!).
Elli is so very nawty but that would be funny. Swimming naked in the river would be a nice idea but i'd freeze, it'd have to be a river somewhere warmer than here.
I'd lurk at management meetings at work to see what all the overpaid bureaucrap(t)s actually do for a living because I sure as hell can't work it out now.
It would be quite good to plonk on a park bench next to a random stranger sat eating their lunch and then, putting on my best Morgan Freeman voice, whisper into their ear "Good morning, this is God speaking. Should you really be eating that cream cake?"
in this scenario, are the clothes we wear also invisible, like with that chick out of the fantastic four, or would we have to walk around naked to go unnoticed, like in "the invisible man"?
it makes a difference because I think i'd wait until the weather improved before getting upto any antics. and i'd want to know it wasn't going to wear off suddenly too
I would become an invisible footballer and play against Manchester United every game. I would clear the ball off the line. I would score against them. I would love to see Alex Ferguson explode. Non league football here they come. How many glory hunting so called supporters would follow them then?
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who said that?
Well, if nothing else, this thread ought to highlight the perverts amongst us
go for a run and not have to worry about being heckled about my weight.
I guess the first Canada Goose to fly into your face would mean hospital.
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Its a bit sad that I can't actually think of anything at the moment
maybe cycle and run in one of those bra type short tops when its hot
and go swimming in the river naked
Cycle and run toward seren in the hope her invisibility power is about to wear off
I would go to people's houses and move things and laugh when they'd think it's a ghost!
And I know this is sad but I'd get in to all those top secret high level board meetings at work just to hear what's going on.
I would get to find out what people really think of me
Seren nos has kinda ruined our argument!
I'd go places that you have to pay to get into.
Elli is so very nawty but that would be funny. Swimming naked in the river would be a nice idea but i'd freeze, it'd have to be a river somewhere warmer than here.
You probably wouldn't want to know.
I'd lurk at management meetings at work to see what all the overpaid bureaucrap(t)s actually do for a living because I sure as hell can't work it out now.
Simple ...by the time the invisiblity had worn off I would be a very rich man
It would be quite good to plonk on a park bench next to a random stranger sat eating their lunch and then, putting on my best Morgan Freeman voice, whisper into their ear "Good morning, this is God speaking. Should you really be eating that cream cake?"
love it Pudge..
I like that one too Pudge, although I think I'd choose Ian Duncan Smith and get him to lay off the disabled.
definately to get into top gorvernment meetings to see what really happens!
then i like the idea of Pudge that would be hilarious.
kick a duck up the arse.
follow celebs and write NOTW type exclusives.
Let them wonder how the f** that happened again.
in this scenario, are the clothes we wear also invisible, like with that chick out of the fantastic four, or would we have to walk around naked to go unnoticed, like in "the invisible man"?
it makes a difference because I think i'd wait until the weather improved before getting upto any antics. and i'd want to know it wasn't going to wear off suddenly too
It's your superpower - only you can decide if you are a clothed invisible or a nudie one
I would become an invisible footballer and play against Manchester United every game. I would clear the ball off the line. I would score against them. I would love to see Alex Ferguson explode. Non league football here they come. How many glory hunting so called supporters would follow them then?
Really no blokes on here would go down the pervy route?
only the vicar apparently.
but i didn't say what celebs I was going to follow.
What would I do if I were invisible?
There are days when I come home from work and I honestly think that I AM INVISIBLE.
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Why only the blokes? Personally I'd squeeze myself into Richard Armitage's shower :-P