"He has tailored his appearance to match conventional depictions of Christ"
...he hasn't even got a fucking beard, for Christ's sake!
Well, he has got a bit of stubble. You could perhaps draw the comparison between this and DF3's abortive attempts at putting together a decent training schedule. I reckon he'll have a shave soon...
Oh, and Jindalee - I didn't realise you were Carol Vorderman.
P.S. Keep us posted how DF3/JP is getting on from time to time. He went a bit (well, a lot maybe) too far at times, but livened the place up. Would be good to know if he does finally get his finger out and start training properly!
It also begs the question that if he made the supreme sacrifice and died to save us all, usefully creating a major world religion at the same time - what on earth has he come back for? Did he leave the gas on?
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Good grief, it's uncanny... right down to comments from the Daily Mail.
Good find!
so funny..
But he's not the Messiah ...
Look, I've lined it up, will someone please just knock it in?
,,,and you're not called Jindalee
he's a very naughty boy!
Okay - "he's a very naughty boy"
Edit - damn my slow typing! Where can I get on a typing course?
Thank you XFR.
Jeez, that was hard work
Now leave that Welsh tart alone......
"He has tailored his appearance to match conventional depictions of Christ"
...he hasn't even got a fucking beard, for Christ's sake!
He'd only resurrect himself after a few days...
Well, he has got a bit of stubble. You could perhaps draw the comparison between this and DF3's abortive attempts at putting together a decent training schedule. I reckon he'll have a shave soon...
Oh, and Jindalee - I didn't realise you were Carol Vorderman.
P.S. Keep us posted how DF3/JP is getting on from time to time. He went a bit (well, a lot maybe) too far at times, but livened the place up. Would be good to know if he does finally get his finger out and start training properly!
Having cracked the 10 minute treadmill which is the Runner's World forum, I reckon he's moving on to the marathon of the Pentagon's security system.
Be (not) very afraid (at all)!
I think they've got NORAD on the case now.
The people who track Santa?
The very same - imagine how good they are!
It can't be that hard, it's not like he moves that fast
Seems to be working ok Karen, copy and paste this if not
http://www.timeslive.co.za/world/2013/05/30/australian-man-claims-he-is-jesus-christ-reincarnated-garners-followers
Yeah but what if he is Jesus..........would Jesus come back as Jesus....I think I'd come back in disguise.
You have a point Jelly Bean.
It also begs the question that if he made the supreme sacrifice and died to save us all, usefully creating a major world religion at the same time - what on earth has he come back for? Did he leave the gas on?