We could always fast-track you on our 'roids programme, although it may affect your sexuality, and your shorts will shrink. But then... how much do you really want it?
Karen has haemorrhoids? But there hasn't been a thread about it yet? Where is the viral information? How am I supposed to know how to cope? What am I supposed to say? Which of my favourite bum bunnies has had them too? Can I catch them? Does Karen have the answers?
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everything about vaginal rejuvination, wife swapping, dogging, etc
thank you Karen.
Everything you need to know about Bromley
How to avoid a massacre in my lady garden
We could always fast-track you on our 'roids programme, although it may affect your sexuality, and your shorts will shrink. But then... how much do you really want it?
no, but he was before the roids.
Will the shorts make me go faster?
The forum changed my life. Literally
Bum sex. Or was that from mumsnet? I forget.
Karen has haemorrhoids? But there hasn't been a thread about it yet? Where is the viral information? How am I supposed to know how to cope? What am I supposed to say? Which of my favourite bum bunnies has had them too? Can I catch them? Does Karen have the answers?
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Millsy, the shorts will make you go faster when teamed with a yellow vest.
Karen - no, I'm still not gay. That's the second time you've asked me. (You truly are an enigma wrapped in a nutcase.)
Millsy - They're red. It's a no-brainer!
I suppose it all boils down to how much I want to succeed.
I have learnt what 'hench' means. And 'peng'. Also, er, 'mott'.
I still don't know what "hench" means
but I have learnt the months of the year in French
Not unless he has a certificate to prove it, otherwise SR will get antsy about it
I can't remember. Is it that google runs the mafia, or is it the other way round?
Not to take you lot too seriously.
Not to post when you've been on the sauce...
That certain race numbers can look like barcodes and hence be very confusing for someone.
I think bars and pubs should supply mittens with every drink to smart phone owners. They would be called 'textmuffs'.