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If you want me to help you then I am more than happy to do so. But don't have a go at me when I suggest something that you think you can't do without even trying to do it. Remember, I'm on your side
No! Brown nylon tights are not the same as leggings and should not be worn with a large T shirt as a substitute for a mini dress as it barely reaches what one might laughingly call your 'waist' although 'equator' might be nearer the mark. Wearing white parachute pants under this ensemble does not excuse you. If you were under thirty this might be a mere fashion faux pas, but you appear to be well over forty and have a figure that looks like two sacks of shite stuffed into one sack. The hot weather is no excuse, there is a perfectly fine river beneath the bridge round the corner; kindly jump in it and do us all a favour you fat, ugly, detestable, old looney.
Dear lardy hiker,
You chose to direct a disparaging glance at me and snorted as I jogged past you. Possibly the fact that you were equipped with a heavy flannel shirt, big hat, thick cargo pants (with cargo), walloping great haversack, slung low enough to rest on your considerable arse and a pair of big, brown, leather boots, the like of which I last saw worn by a fellow attempting the north face of the Eiger, made you feel a bit of a 'nana in heat of well over thirty degrees and high humidity as you set off on your expedition to find me running back from your probable destination wearing shorts, huaraches and a tan.
Just to let you know that I go about like that becase F/(!{ YOU!, that's why.
Well, what a charmer you are.
Housemate,
Recycling is when you take stuff and put it in a recycling bin or skip. I you leave it in the corridor and leave the house for four days it is an eyesore. Putting a note on top which says 'for recycling' is not the same as doing something about it. The recycling bin is between here and the coffee shop where you purchase takeaway coffe in cups which you save, put into bags and leave in the corridor 'for recycling'.
Thats so typical, you don't give a s**t about anyone else, or that our priorities may be different to yours.
Same ole, same ole..... this is the BIGGEST ball and chain and I wish it could end once and for all.
Guaranteed you'll just sit on this for months because you're ok. You always are, as you've always landed with your bum in the butter.
I think you should read this thread as a two way conversation. It's quite amusing when posts appear to be answering each other even when they are totally unrelated.
Much as I know that I have done nothing to earn this money, it would be nice to receive it so that I can complete the tax form that I have to complete. TY
Also, this ISN'T a game, you're actually playing with our lives here AND YOU KNOW IT.
You're A-OK and yet you take a passive aggressive stance against us if it doesn't suit you to have to act and actually DO SOMETHING.
I think this is the first time you've actually lost your cool with me - whats going on?
I know that you think that you are helping but you don't know what I want. You are sending me details of w that are too small and overpriced.
sorry, you don't like the Gigolo Escort Service then?
Lets not be too hasty.
That might be your suggestion but I won't be following it.
X and Y don't do elements of my job so I'm not about to start doing elements of theirs.
Sorry.
I'm sorry healthy eating advice 'doesn't make sense'. And I'm sorry you live on your own and aren't a Michelin starred chef. But I am not going to write you a two week menu, shopping lists and substitutions for the days you fancy something a bit different. I have 30 minutes per patient, and hundreds of people to see. I am NOT your personal chef and if you genuinely wanted to improve your health then you would be a bit more bloody proactive in making it happen.
Sarah +1
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Is this person not capable of typing the words "healthy recipes" into Google. Or even just "recipes?"
Don't you guys f*cking dare. I've got holiday booked for september and all that.
C**p f**k - Having one of those days at work where it is being pointed out to me that I'm getting everything wrong. All being picked apart and stomped on.
Oh well, at least I have an interview next week.
and thanks for NOT telling me about that file - I wouldn't have wasted my time doing something that didn't need doing. Feel like a complete idiot. You think you can communicate but you can't.
I said a minimum of 20 acres, pref 30 - 40 and you send me details of something 14 acres. can't you read or are you simple or something. Of course I'm not spotting them because I'm not looking at them. They are too small.
Mouse - have you got horses?
No. I want a 5k running route.
So acreage required for running not livestock?!
yup.
and somewhere to hide and for a sculpture park. this is my new life venture.
hey but pigs would be nice.
Can I have a moment to be shocked by that conversation? It's not that I'm not ok with you being gay, it's just that I had no idea, and therefore the very close relationship that we had is not entirely as I thought it was, and I'm a little perturbed that you didn't feel the need to tell me this (clearly very important to you) information before.
Thank you for stopping on a hugely busy road, to let your passenger get out of the car and walk the 1 metre to the convinience shop to buy your evenings snacks of crisps, pies and tubs of lard.
All the cars that were stuck behind you were all really grateful we had to pull out to another busy lane to keep moving. We also appreciate that you waited for your passenger to purchase their products. I suppose it would have been unaceptable for you to drive an extra 5 metres and turn into a quiet road where you would have no impact on the traffic.
But hey, you dont maintain that physique by walking more then 1 metre a day
(Just found that sooo rude!)