I have yet to master the art of peeing on the bike - I can do it in the swim (which ain't easy by the way) and easily on the run, but never managed the bike.
my only caution if peeing on the run - make sure you aren't chafed from the bike saddle 'cos it stings like hell!!
saying that, I'll only pee "on the fly" if I'm chasing a target - otherwise I'll stop and use what facilities there are.
and that reminds me - there used to be a guy on the forums called "10p badger" - he got the 10p prefix after one London Marathon....
No way, this has gotta be a wind up lol, how can you possibly pee while moving? Without it actually going everywhere? Are there any you tube vids? Lol
well it doesn't quite go everywhere - it's more of a warm trickle around your nethers and down the legs. on a wet day you wouldn't know anyone was doing it - unless they have very wet muddy legs at somewhere like Toughguy where you can see the trail down the legs... *whistles softly*.....
Coming back into PdC at Lanza last year, the guy in front of me on the bike suddenly cocked his left knee out and commenced pissing - I had to break and move into the middle of the road to stop getting covered!! And this, as FB will testify to, is the real reason Tris are non-drafting bike races
Lol, well I'm not even gonna ask about number two!
I could tell you a story about a man, a wetsuit and the need for a dump - but I'll pass on that one at the mo. many of the older pirates around these parts know the tale....
Lol, well I'm not even gonna ask about number two!
I could tell you a story about a man, a wetsuit and the need for a dump - but I'll pass on that one at the mo. many of the older pirates around these parts know the tale....
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I've been fussing over this issue for a while now on my longer rides and feel I need to ask the question.
How should I put it?
Do you lot stop to use the toilet at long distance events?
Esio & justplodon - ask Golden Boots how he got his name.
Seriously, a lot of people can wee on the bike. It just takes practice
Ha ha! I had visions of GB being a sub-3 marathoner. I didn't realise THAT was the reason!!
I have yet to master the art of peeing on the bike - I can do it in the swim (which ain't easy by the way) and easily on the run, but never managed the bike.
my only caution if peeing on the run - make sure you aren't chafed from the bike saddle 'cos it stings like hell!!
saying that, I'll only pee "on the fly" if I'm chasing a target - otherwise I'll stop and use what facilities there are.
and that reminds me - there used to be a guy on the forums called "10p badger" - he got the 10p prefix after one London Marathon....
(OK if a Kona place was at stake we might have to think about it - but ordinarily - a nice stop in a field gate breaks up the ride)
Think Monique was the master at peeing on the bike
But what about your saddle bag doesn't that get a bit rank if you pee on the bike?
If you pee on your saddle bag then you are clearly doing it wrong
and I think I hold the record for the swim
Not sure about that, Seren does admit to peeing a lot in the swim
if you are supremely talented you can pee in an empty water bottle whilst riding.......so i am led to believe
(i do not advocate this method and anyone trying it does so at their own risk)
my most in an ironman swim is 7.......
on the bike only 2
on an ironman run when it was peeing down and i lost the use of my hand i just sat down on the grass and peed myself ....4 times
I pee a lot
well it doesn't quite go everywhere - it's more of a warm trickle around your nethers and down the legs. on a wet day you wouldn't know anyone was doing it - unless they have very wet muddy legs at somewhere like Toughguy where you can see the trail down the legs... *whistles softly*.....
.... or a hole in their wetsuit and a prety fab impression of a colander
Coming back into PdC at Lanza last year, the guy in front of me on the bike suddenly cocked his left knee out and commenced pissing - I had to break and move into the middle of the road to stop getting covered!! And this, as FB will testify to, is the real reason Tris are non-drafting bike races
What's discreet? I don't think Pirates do discreet
That's what the 'bento box' is for.
Brilliant CD! Bum Bomb in a Bento!
I could tell you a story about a man, a wetsuit and the need for a dump - but I'll pass on that one at the mo. many of the older pirates around these parts know the tale....
Well, if it was a floater, it might ad buoyancy....yeeuurrgghh
I don't know if it's a record but I managed 12 times on the bike in Zurich. It WAS in excess of 40 degrees so I was pounding the fluids (and salts)...
I thought 'Public' urination was a DQ'able offence Cougie?!! Perhaps that's why some choose to pee on themselves!
Yeah .. we can save that one