(not necessarily simultaneously or even consecutively)
1. beanie
2. balaclava
3. bandana
4. sock hat
5. Neck scarf
6. face mask
7. hair tie
8. headband
9. doo rag
10. goggle wiper
11. tube top
12. helmet liner
13. wrist band
14. arm sling
15. bandage
16. swab
17. hankerchief
18. clegg swatter
19. brow mopper
20. emergency loo roll
21. head cooler (soak in stream watr first)
22. eye cover
23. emergency glove
24. emergency sock
25. sunscreen for one arm (or leg)
26. kindling
27. water strainer
28. water carrier (if quick and desperate)
29. bag (if without in Scottish supermarket)
30. flag
31. wind sock
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Comments
You could slip it over a cat in to stop it struggling at the vets.
(Provided you could get it to stop struggling while you were putting it on).
A Clegg is a second rate Horsefly.
It looks like a brown Bluebottle.
The real deal Horsefly resembles an Apache Helicopter, and has as much fire power.
The gits!
🙂
doo rag = sock hat
33. emergency underwear (top)
34. emergency underwear (bottom)
35. nose bung (in event of nose bleed)
36. muzzle for your dog
37. head net (for protection against midges)
39. Gift wrap
40. Car window chamois
41. Shower sponge
42. Flannel
43. Blindfold
44. Dish cloth
45. Oven mitt
46. Tea towel
47. Hand towel
48. Mobile phone case
49. Goggle wipe
50. Purse/wallet (knot both ends)
skirt
52. Tea strainer
53. Glasses cleaner
54. Glasses case
Noose
Truss
Gag
Handcuffs
Boob tube?
Crevatte
Belt
Bra padder
Briefs padder
Cummerbund
Petrol filter
Diesel filter
68. Hot water bottle cover
70. Emergency fan belt replacement
71. Ankle tie (for restraint)
72. Duster
73. Floor cloth
baby sling
noose
waterboarding
77. Shoulder pad
78. Shoe shine
79. gas mask
80. sling shot
Spunk rag
82. soft filter for camera
83. Smoke Detector silencer (flapper)
84. Door stop
85. Draught excluder
ready for tonight.
a sick bucket
and for use prior to 86
87. ice bucket
Dead midge remover
91. smoke mask (wetted)