Can anyone help me? I am only a small lad and I have just taken up running to help make me fit (and taller). My Mum and Dad are poor and can't afford to buy me any kit so I go out in my school uniform shorts, vest and school clogs. I'm ok for the first mile or so but when I get to the top of our cobbled street my knees start to hurt a bit. At this point I usually stop to have a drink of Iron Bru and a Waggon Wheel and chat to the milk man and stroke his horse. Anyway what I'm trying to ask is should I wear my dads boots to go running in and should I swap Iron Bru for Tizer? All advice would be fandabidozi!
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Why not ask Oor Wullie and the Broons if they'd like to join you? I'm sure they'd be up for it. A word of advice though - being chased by PC Murdoch may seem like a braw speedwork session, but thanks to our current Home Secretary, the penalties for apple scrumping are now quite severe.
I think you should stick with your clogs. My little trotters are quite a lot like clogs and it didn't take long to adapt them to running. I don't have shorts or a vest either - my mother won't let me have them because she's afraid the other piglets will laugh at me - but it hasn't held me back. Just keep wolfing down those Wagon Wheels and you'll be fine.
From one Wee to another
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