I've even spelt dissapear wrong. I'm going back to my assignment, only another 1400 words to do and due in tommorow. I'm always nagging my kids not to leave their homework untill the last minute .......
fruit pastille walks into the bar where all the sweets hang out. Orders a drink, suddenly the doors fly open and a peanut M&M walks in a challenges everyone in the bar.
"I'm f-ing nuts who wants a fight"
All the sweets mind their own business and carry on drinking.
Every time a new sweet comes in for a drink the M&M jumps up and issues the same challenge. After about 30 minutes the door opens and a really small and skinny tic tac walks in....and theres silence. Eventually the fruit pastille goes over to the M&M who's cowering behind a table
Excuse me Mr M&M kind I ask why you challenged the entire pub to a fight, but when that tic tac walked in you are hiding behind your table
"well" replies the M&M "you see I'm nuts, but that tic tac well he's just f-ing menthol!
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I'm always nagging my kids not to leave their homework untill the last minute .......
At least 20 views for each post.
But it is unbelievably dull.
<<they won't catch me out though....I'm a true lurker>>
(weight put on and only just over 6 miles at target 2006 marathon pace last night!)
"I'm f-ing nuts who wants a fight"
All the sweets mind their own business and carry on drinking.
Every time a new sweet comes in for a drink the M&M jumps up and issues the same challenge. After about 30 minutes the door opens and a really small and skinny tic tac walks in....and theres silence. Eventually the fruit pastille goes over to the M&M who's cowering behind a table
Excuse me Mr M&M kind I ask why you challenged the entire pub to a fight, but when that tic tac walked in you are hiding behind your table
"well" replies the M&M "you see I'm nuts, but that tic tac well he's just f-ing menthol!
On that note lurking may be the way forward
Whenever I post the thread seems to die.
Just watch!
And it dies..........
<<peeks in lurker thread...no lurkers... lays flowers on dead thread and leaves quietly>>