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Here is my backside
[Deleted User]
June 2004
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Haven't been out for a run for, oooo, about six weeks or more now.
I NEED to get out there...
Please give me a much needed kick up the backside
Thank you in anticipation
Het
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XB
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June 2004
I'm not sure I can reach that high - maybe if you were a shetland pony...
Here's a poke with a blunt stick. I hope that helps.
But remember when you do go out don't overdo it.
Go on. What are you waiting for now? You can have that Jaffa cake when you get back. Scram
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[Deleted User]
June 2004
Did you say jaffa cake???
<Het searches for her Sauconys...>
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[Deleted User]
June 2004
<melsie gets on all fours and prepares to do an evil two hoofed ned style kick>
You better be putting them sauconys on.......
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[Deleted User]
June 2004
<bison takes good long run-up and does that snorting, stamping the ground thing that he's seen bulls do>
(trundle, trundle, trundle, trundle, trundle, trundle (bear with me, i'm building up speed here) trundle, trundle ........ BOOT!!!!!!!!!!!)
GET YOUR SWEET ASS OUTTA THAT DOOR AND GO FOR A PLOD. (sorry - too much Public Enemy elsewhere)
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[Deleted User]
June 2004
OMG it's a 'Bison with Attitude'...........
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[Deleted User]
June 2004
lol melsie - now THAT was a band - Straight Outta Compton is still one of fave albums for working out to.
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[Deleted User]
June 2004
HET!
Get out there!
If i can go at lunchtime today in my current sleepy state then you can too!
and you know how good you'll feel afterwards
)
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[Deleted User]
June 2004
Ouch
Good kicks, folks
)
OK. I swear on my Lycra running shorts that I WILL go for a plod this evening....
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June 2004
You could go to the daily thread on Training and read Dubai Dave's account of his Comrades race.
That should inspire you. It has me.
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POdds - feel the fear do it anyway
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June 2004
Het
Gentle greyhound nudge from Poddler's pooch to you.......
I know you will respond to a greyhound after all....
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Jj
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June 2004
[sits on back doorstep waiting for Hetfinch to return...]
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[Deleted User]
June 2004
you been out yet Het???
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June 2004
Jj - I've run twice today
<Beam>
and I never do that - never ever, ever, ever, ever, ok maybe once
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XB
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June 2004
Hurry up. I've nearly finished these Jaffa cakes...
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June 2004
jaffa cakes??
I did my first 30 minutes plod since busting my back today...
can I have a jaffa cake please
<sends posh new baby ned out for het to chase>
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Jj
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June 2004
[hugs Zilla coz he's such a motivated boy]
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June 2004
twice in one day????????
is that legal?
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[Deleted User]
June 2004
Mmmmmmmm - hetfinch -
strangely quiet - have you been out or not?
..............
twice in one day - please not legal - my four times a week would be done in two days - makes me feel inadequate
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Here's a poke with a blunt stick. I hope that helps.
But remember when you do go out don't overdo it.
Go on. What are you waiting for now? You can have that Jaffa cake when you get back. Scram
<Het searches for her Sauconys...>
You better be putting them sauconys on.......
(trundle, trundle, trundle, trundle, trundle, trundle (bear with me, i'm building up speed here) trundle, trundle ........ BOOT!!!!!!!!!!!)
GET YOUR SWEET ASS OUTTA THAT DOOR AND GO FOR A PLOD. (sorry - too much Public Enemy elsewhere)
Get out there!
If i can go at lunchtime today in my current sleepy state then you can too!
and you know how good you'll feel afterwards )
Good kicks, folks )
OK. I swear on my Lycra running shorts that I WILL go for a plod this evening....
That should inspire you. It has me.
Gentle greyhound nudge from Poddler's pooch to you.......
I know you will respond to a greyhound after all....
<Beam>
and I never do that - never ever, ever, ever, ever, ok maybe once
I did my first 30 minutes plod since busting my back today...
can I have a jaffa cake please
<sends posh new baby ned out for het to chase>
is that legal?
strangely quiet - have you been out or not?
..............
twice in one day - please not legal - my four times a week would be done in two days - makes me feel inadequate