I've just spoken to my husband about this and he says it' s illegal – and he's a policeman. Anyway, parrots only repeat what they hear, so you can't pretend it means it when it says "Okay" – that's just sick.
I dunno...ask a parrot-fancier (you'll find them in prison, under the section marked "perverts"...next door to Michael Jackson....oops.....there I go again)
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male parrots who I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
"Thank you!" the woman responded.
So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the bibles away. Our prayers have been answered!"
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One the one hand, they were about Michael Jackson.
On the other hand they were about sexual abuse of children.
Not everybody finds that funny.
"I'm forever blowing Bubbles ...."
(so this one gets cazzed too!)
<debates a trip to the zoo>
For the record, I agree with Waapster
rob, i'm sure bestiality is actually a crime? surely animal rights groups object?
So here it is:
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Maybe this can shed some light on issues of legality...
Well, that proves it's OK then. QED.
(which should be illegal too)
[flicks tassel on li'l mortarboard]
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male parrots who I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
"Thank you!" the woman responded.
So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the bibles away. Our prayers have been answered!"