I saw a penis enlargement operation on the tv a while ago - it was totally, totally horrible. The bloke already had a big one, just wanted it fatter, so they inserted panels of extra skin under his skin. The extra skin was from cadavers. It was grotesque.
*Winks at Womble* with a big smile on my face (and being a single guy).
Yep, I saw that op on tv, he wasnt that big before or after !!!!! The op looked absolutely awful,would not like dead flesh stuck anywhere inside me, let alone down there, urrgg
An Irish bloke goes to the doctor and says "Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik >ya ta teyhk a look, if ya wood". > >So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. "Incredible," he >says, "there is a ?20 note lodged up here". Tentatively he eases the twenty >out of the man's bottom, only to see another ?10 >note appear. "This is amazing" exclaims the Doctor "What do you want me to >do?. > >"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out man" shrieks the patient. The doctor >pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another >and so on...Finally the last note comes out and no >more appear. > >"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter, how moch is dare den? The >Doctor counts the pile of cash > >"?1990 exactly." > >Scroll down....... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >"Ah, dat'd be roit." says Paddy " I knew I wasn't feeling two grand."
well, could not decide so did all three last night. Called a brick session where you do one straight after the other.
All three were hard in this weather,which is good of course,that is why this thread started. Pitty tho, I tried to do 2 of the sessions at the same time but didnt work very well. Better get practising some more if I am going to be a true multisport athlete.
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"And the bad news?"
"We have to use dead bodies to stuff your penis."
New horror movie: "Night of the Zombie Knobs"
Surprised no-ones mentioned the chicken...
chicken tonight ?
Yep, I saw that op on tv, he wasnt that big before or after !!!!! The op looked absolutely awful,would not like dead flesh stuck anywhere inside me, let alone down there, urrgg
Nothing beats a pair of socks.
An Irish bloke goes to the doctor and says "Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik
>ya ta teyhk a look, if ya wood".
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>So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. "Incredible," he
>says, "there is a ?20 note lodged up here". Tentatively he eases the twenty
>out of the man's bottom, only to see another ?10
>note appear. "This is amazing" exclaims the Doctor "What do you want me to
>do?.
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>"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out man" shrieks the patient. The doctor
>pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another
>and so on...Finally the last note comes out and no
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>"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter, how moch is dare den? The
>Doctor counts the pile of cash
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>"Ah, dat'd be roit." says Paddy " I knew I wasn't feeling two grand."
Go and have a run on my own
Go for a bike ride on my own
Have sex on my own.
I dont have a problem, honest :-)
so why can't I keep him down...
All three were hard in this weather,which is good of course,that is why this thread started. Pitty tho, I tried to do 2 of the sessions at the same time but didnt work very well. Better get practising some more if I am going to be a true multisport athlete.