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Dyslexics Untie!
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April 2006
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Two dyslexics walk into a room - one says to the other "Can you smell gas?" - the other one says "Don't be silly, I can't even smell my own name!"
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Muttley
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April 2006
Did you hear about the dyslexic rock star?
He choked on his own vimto.
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[Deleted User]
April 2006
Or the dyslexic who went to a toga party dressed as a goat
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Extreme Muzzy
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April 2006
And worshipped their dog ??
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Hannabelle
April 2006
Or the devil worshipper one - he sold his soul to santa!
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[Deleted User]
April 2006
Or the dyslexic bank robber - ran into the bank and said "Everybody get down! This is a mothersticking f*ck up!"
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[Deleted User]
April 2006
Or the dyslexic agnostic insomiac? He spent all night awake wondering if there really is a Dog.
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[Deleted User]
April 2006
Or the dyslexic couple who couldn't have sex?
They kept trying to do 96...
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[Deleted User]
April 2006
and those who thought DNA stood for the National Dyslexic Association
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[Deleted User]
April 2006
Dyslexia rules ... KO
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Muttley
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April 2006
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He ran a warehouse.
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[Deleted User]
May 2006
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eno
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Muttley
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May 2006
What about the suicidal dyslexic?
He shat himself.
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mellifera
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May 2006
no longer topical but:
the dyslexic islamic fundamentalisst that tried to assinate Willie Rushden
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May 2006
im dyslexic
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He choked on his own vimto.
They kept trying to do 96...
He ran a warehouse.
Eno
He shat himself.
the dyslexic islamic fundamentalisst that tried to assinate Willie Rushden
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