Paddy and Mick go to the Forestry Commission for jobs. Paddy walks out of the office and says to Mick that there's no point in applying as there are only two of them.
Mick looks puzzled.
Paddy says he's just seen the advert "Tree fellers required".
Paddy applies for a job on a building site. The foreman says, "Now look Paddy, I've got to check you know what's what round here. So tell me - what's the difference between a joist and a girder?"
Paddy ponders for a while, and replies: "Ah yes, now, Joist, he's the fella who wrote Ulysses, and I think it was Girder who wrote Faust ..."
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What do you call a rich bear?
Winnie the pools !
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(sorry - just had to share that little one with you - it took me ages to get it)
One says to the other 'can you smell fish?'
One turns to the other
"How do you drive this thing ?"
A perch is a type of fish DC
No problem DC
Two fishes swimming along, one hits a wall and cries "Dam!"
The bar tender replies "Sorry, we don't serve spirits."
Ha, Ha, Ha, groan...........
One spies a rabbit in the road
The other one says "are you giong to eat that?"
"Dont be disgusting!" replies his mate
So the tramp wolfs the bunny down skin and all and is the violently sick
The other tramp rushes over and scoops up the mess and eats it in one
"What're you doing " Says the second tramp" you said it was disgusting!!"
"Yeah but I didnt want it cold" replies his bud
The other says: "Oi'm goin' as quaaack as I can!"
OUCH.
Paddy and Mick go to the Forestry Commission for jobs. Paddy walks out of the office and says to Mick that there's no point in applying as there are only two of them.
Mick looks puzzled.
Paddy says he's just seen the advert "Tree fellers required".
Classic stolen from another thread
Paddy ponders for a while, and replies: "Ah yes, now, Joist, he's the fella who wrote Ulysses, and I think it was Girder who wrote Faust ..."