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how can I avoid this sort of injury in future??
10/10
Get someone else to handle the hose for you...
*dum-de-dum*
jeepers you'll remove the wallpaper in Nams house with that!
1) Turn the Coldplay track off your ipod whilst hosing
2) Don't use your hose for washing the dishes
*spits out tea*
remove wallpaper?! More like stick it irremovably to the wall!!!!
CHRIST!
All I done was..........................
Bike pump?
Garden hose?
Penis?
Did someone give you the Hose TT?
If so, you should already know,,,
"you never look a gift hose in the mouth", else you may get shot in the eye - maybe.
All 3 , the 3rd one comes in handy when on a bike.
what's that TT? you use a penis pump you say? *feigns deafness*
PENIS PUMP YOU DEAF BINT
extra large..........for that porn star finish!
that's just eatin plenty o' eggs!
there is actualy a thread on the QI forum about that very subject. yes QI in BBC QI with Mr fry
CRB I will mail you the link for the QI thread......one theory on there is the egg is just thrown onto the lady face!
I need to go to bed at this rate I will get every thread started today cazzed
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10/10
Get someone else to handle the hose for you...
*dum-de-dum*
jeepers you'll remove the wallpaper in Nams house with that!
1) Turn the Coldplay track off your ipod whilst hosing
2) Don't use your hose for washing the dishes
*spits out tea*
remove wallpaper?! More like stick it irremovably to the wall!!!!
CHRIST!
All I done was..........................
Bike pump?
Garden hose?
Penis?
Did someone give you the Hose TT?
If so, you should already know,,,
"you never look a gift hose in the mouth", else you may get shot in the eye - maybe.
All 3 , the 3rd one comes in handy when on a bike.
what's that TT? you use a penis pump you say? *feigns deafness*
PENIS PUMP YOU DEAF BINT
extra large..........for that porn star finish!
that's just eatin plenty o' eggs!
there is actualy a thread on the QI forum about that very subject. yes QI in BBC QI with Mr fry
CRB I will mail you the link for the QI thread......one theory on there is the egg is just thrown onto the lady face!
I need to go to bed at this rate I will get every thread started today cazzed