I used to be a well known murder-solving priest, who was also the Fonz's landlord. The tv show "father dowling investigates" was based very closely on my adventures.
I have had carnal relations with an actress who used to be on Brookside...
PLease say Anna Friel Corinthian, pleeeeeease!! And then tell me all about it and even make up some really depraved sh*t and let me live vicariously through you!!!
When I worked as a croupier in a casino in Reading many years ago, this guy was really drunk on my Black Jack table and was escorted out, I just remember him being really tall...
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I have decided never to eat cauliflower again.
And I have only eaten 5 bananas in my entire life - first one was 2 months ago.
I got my head stuck ni the railing of Buckingham Palace when I was a kid watching the change of the guard.. was there 40 mins
PLease say Anna Friel Corinthian, pleeeeeease!! And then tell me all about it and even make up some really depraved sh*t and let me live vicariously through you!!!Not "Lost" style, but a jumbo jet got written off...
wow! I am impressed!
I have a secret fantasy to partner Ian Waite on SCD dancing the Samba to Michael Buble 'It had better be tonight' and wear a lovely sparkly outfit.
Bring back Jim'll Fix It
Hi all
I drove through Brighton topless for a bet.........................the bet was........................a pint........................
as you can now tell a young valleys girl will do anything for a pint or a bag of chips........
as the old joke goes.................
how do you know a valleys girl has orgasmed..............she drops her chips.................
I was also married and engaged at the same time
I knew all that.
Seren, going back to an earlier post things may have sagged a bit, but that just means I don't have to reach as high to get to the fun bits!
When I worked as a croupier in a casino in Reading many years ago, this guy was really drunk on my Black Jack table and was escorted out, I just remember him being really tall...
He's in the news
maybe if I stood on my head things might look better..................
When I was young I spent hours doing headstands.............................that probably explains a lot
Maybe if you posted a picture we would be better able to judge..........
fortunately I haven't managed to grasp the ability to do links on this thing let alone post pictures etc........
thats only because he hasn't met me/ seen me
but wait until I start IM training..............I will change overnight into a godess