Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, The succesful thistle-sifter, While sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, Thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb. Now, if Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, The succesful thistle-sifter, Thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb, See that thou, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, Thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.
Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so sore just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.Saw there ....
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Wahey
If you're feeling ragged, run round some rugged rocks.
You rascal!
Keep saying shop, shop, shop
shop, shop, shop, shop, shop, shop, shop, shop, shop, shop, shop, shop
shop, shop, shop, shop, shop, shop, shop, shop, shop, shop, shop, shopHow much wood can a wood chuck chuck?
A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
they're not getting any easier!
but when in France
Si six scies scient six cyprès, six cents six scies scient six cents six cyprès.
or in Germany
In Ulm und um Ulm und um Ulm herum
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw.Saw there ....
Are you sure that's applause .... ?
"Doesn't smell like applause" the quick witted cricket critic replied