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can't understand a blommin' word.
might as well be Greek
cue Annajo.....
"Pa" says the son
"Yes son, says the pa
"I got something to tell you. pa"
"whats that, son?"
"I'm getting married, pa"
"Well, good luck, son"
Son gets up, picks up his meagre possessions and walks off.
3 days later, Pa is sat on the verandah, just like he has done for the last 20 years, when Son turns up and sits in his chair. After an hour or so, Pa looks over and says
"son, I thought you'd gone to git married?"
"I did, pa, but I had to leave her"
"Why, son?"
"Well, pa, she was a virgin"
Silence for a few minutes....then
"Son, you did the right thing. If she ain't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for you"
when 'im walks 'im runs
and when 'im runs 'im 'arps
and when 'im don't do anything
'im sits upon 'is toiny tail of which 'im ain't got much of 'arrrrdly any!
rant rant rant rant rant
flippin heck my head hurts
<bang>
No killing of anything till after Sunday - it'll drive Barkles nuts if he has to rearrange the teams again.
shoot the bally lot of them and let the r*nners take over!!!
bl**dy marvellous!!!!
and Shambler about that thingy for a tenner??