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Get yer foam roller. I've pulled.
During a race once, two blokes caught my running partner and I up and said loudly "the view just got better"
(I've also used that line on a very nice looking male runner I ran behind during a half maraton)
that would normally be reported as harrassment in the everyday sexism project.
would you like to try my Garmin, it makes everything seem longer than it is
roses are red, buit not as red as you....
do you run here often (might work best on park run regulars)
I'd like to ask you out but you'd probably run 10K
Do you need some lube?
"That lycra looks good on you."
"Have you lost weight since last time we met?"
is that a banana in your pocket or are you pleased to see the finish line?