The Purity Test

[Deleted User] · March 2003

Only £50 DD? I'm disappointed.

[Deleted User] · March 2003

The contents of the email Twinkle

Nicko I think it's me that takes the massage...tho I'm choosy with the mastu mass masseuse..

[Deleted User] · March 2003

Claire or can I call you that other name...£50 was just the start, I'm waiting for the bids to roll in

[Deleted User] · March 2003

Let me get this right Claire sent you an email with a F in it... and you are selling it on? Unused, partially used, shop or rather DD soiled...?

we need to know these things...? And do I give you a massgae...?

um, seems I'm confused here...

[Deleted User] · March 2003

There was indeed an F, in fact I think there were two. But DD started it!

[Deleted User] · March 2003

That doesn't surprise me.....

[Deleted User] · March 2003

I get the massage, the email is by now becoming rather soiled... and bidding is on hold cos I'm off home!

We'll see who the lucky owner is come the morning...ooh er

[Deleted User] · March 2003

So 2 F's he used on himself... so this is in fact a sloppy 2nds F...
Overpriced somewhat with this new info don't ya' think...?!!!!

[Twinkle...]

[Deleted User] · March 2003

Fs via email are never the same as the real thing, anyway

[Deleted User] · March 2003

Agreed...!!!!

(have to get so close to the screen don't you... and then all that not being able to use the W key becasue it keeps sticking... terrible...)

[Deleted User] · March 2003

Especially whilst in the office. I expect they'll ask me to stop it one day.

[Deleted User] · March 2003

Or just to move to one side so they can get a better view...

Plum · March 2003

53.6% middle of nowhere Mr average again

[Deleted User] · March 2003

Oh Jim
Sounds like you're missing out!

[Deleted User] · March 2003

yeah..
(only one plum...?)

[Deleted User] · March 2003

Oh! Poor Jim. I'm sure there are loads of things that one plum can do just as well as two....

[Deleted User] · March 2003

Bagsy not hanging about to find out...

[Deleted User] · March 2003

(disappointed)
Damn - there go some extra points....

[Deleted User] · March 2003

Sure you need 'em there Sweets?!!

[Deleted User] · March 2003

61.6% is that good?

[Deleted User] · March 2003

too 'good'..
but good in that way = bad....

[Deleted User] · March 2003

[maintains dignified silence]

[Deleted User] · March 2003

(means she's got her mouthful I think...)

[Deleted User] · March 2003

Oh Twinkler, how sad that you will never know.....

[Deleted User] · March 2003

Tee hee...
I have an active imagination...

[Deleted User] · March 2003

Oh dear, Badger has been upset by all the innuendo on DS. Sorry Badge. Will clean up our acts right now. Anyone got a hanky?

[Deleted User] · March 2003

not clean....

Nicko. Hdau · March 2003

This isnt the DS Clare, so innuendo can be aplenty.

Sorry I couldnt join in I was busy(wink).

[Deleted User] · March 2003

Hey Clare, well done!

Nicko, how on earth can my purity score be lower than yours?

[Deleted User] · March 2003

That was well done on your score, not upsetting Badge.

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