What's the biggest fib you ever told your parents?

Dave The Iron Ex- Spartan · May 2007

Last summer Mum was at our house and Suzie lent over to get something out of the oven, and Mum could see the bunch of roses Suzie has tattoo'd at the base of her spine... She went sort of pink and said err What did your first husband think ? Suzie I've had it done since I was with Dave... So I took my shirt off and turned round.... Never has my Mother been so lost for words !!!

Don't think I'll bother her with the motor bike tho !

Unknown · May 2007

PMSL B - a whole rosary of them?

Dave - i don't like earrings on men either tho and im not a massive lover of tats.

[Deleted User] · May 2007

Lol! You could always ask your Mum for ideas for your next one, DTS!

B- sausages- German wurst?:D

Broadsword Calling Danny Boy · May 2007

Do your wurst baby!

Could you take a whole string Kathy?

Dave The Iron Ex- Spartan · May 2007

Tis OK kathy.. Our tatts mean something to me and Suzie... We don't really care what anyone else thinks of them

Dave The Iron Ex- Spartan · May 2007

Tis OK kathy.. Our tatts mean something to me and Suzie... We don't really care what anyone else thinks of them

[Deleted User] · May 2007

B- a whole string? Doesn't anyone around here have scissors?:o

Unknown · May 2007

Thats nice Dave :-)

Broadsword Calling Danny Boy · May 2007

Heightens the sensation moo, a bit like a meaty version of anal beads.

Broadsword Calling Danny Boy · May 2007

Oh great, TOTP!

Unknown · May 2007

But what a TOTP!

[Deleted User] · May 2007

That's your reputation lost then, B...

Broadsword Calling Danny Boy · May 2007

I have a reputation?

:-S

Unknown · May 2007

Now you do B :-)

[Deleted User] · May 2007

Not any more you don't, B!

Unknown · May 2007

LOL Moo

[Deleted User] · May 2007

Not any more a good one, I meant!

Broadsword Calling Danny Boy · May 2007

It does look bad, doesn't it?!

Dave The Iron Ex- Spartan · May 2007

looks bad, But it's the feeling that counts

[Deleted User] · May 2007

Very bad.

Broadsword Calling Danny Boy · May 2007

Your spine is curving and you've got no feet
You're turning yellow and you're nice to eat
You're a banana now - oh-whoah-oh, you're a banana - now!

[Deleted User] · May 2007

One banana, two banana, three banana, four
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway the banana buggies go
Coming on to bring you the Banana Splits show...

[Deleted User] · May 2007

So anyway, getting back to fibs- any more confessions?:)

Dave The Iron Ex- Spartan · May 2007

Your a woman.. You must have lied about your own age ! teehee

Unknown · May 2007

I usually tell people im about 5 years older...then they think i look young for my age!

[Deleted User] · May 2007

told 'em I didn't nick the tenner outa me dad's wallet:o-

Wilkie · May 2007

When I was seventeen I left home to share a flat with my boyfriend and another couple.

I told Mum that I was moving in with one girl.

I also said there was no phone (this was over twenty years ago - OK, nearer to thirty years ago!) so that she wouldn't phone and find a bloke answering!

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