Cold callers who get all upset when I don't think it is a honor to be disturbed by someone selling something I don't want during my very small ammount of time I at home chilling
The boiler - will only heat water or radiators not both
The kettle - is supposed to be a 360 degree one but only activates on very small and specific area which results in me having to spin the bugger around and around just so I can have a cup of tea...
My ISP for loosing connection whilst I'm in the middle of foruming...
People who put their shopping baskets on the ground in supermarkets when they realise they've forgotten something causing people (my mum) to fall over said baskets and break their patella.
Children with zero manners and no accountability.
Children with stupid names and names with z's and y's in them when the really don't belong.
7.00 am (when the alarm goes off)
People who feed their children junk, never encourage exercise and allow them to become obese.
Messy/noisy eaters (makes me want to kill!)
People who phone to make an appointment telling me that they've been in pain for 6 weeks (hubby's an osteopath) and when told there's nothing for a week or so say..."I can't wait that long!!"
People who don't leave messages on answering machines but listen to the whole message and then put the phone down....several times!!
the thing that really makes my blood boil is when people in supermarkets use plastic bags for one or two things!! Why do you need a plastic bag for a newspaper and a pack of batteries?
or when they have "helpers" packing your bags for you.....i don't NEED 20 plastic bags thank you very much...
and then the look they give you when you bring your own bags out to pack your shopping up!
Recently my sainsburys store were selling the "i'm not a plastic bag" designer bag to promote re-usable bags/eco friendly shopping bags etc and then they sell you the damn thing and put it in a PLASTIC BAG!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
busy mum - i do all my grocery shopping online with tesco and like you im appalled by the fact that i very frequently get bags with just one item in it. Why? Oh....and the chocolate thing too
elton john is just a plonker - he really does think the sun shines out of his bum......i'd like to put a rocket up there Mr Rocket Man and send you off.
Sometimes pleased to discover nice people do exist (like most people on this 'ere forum) but in general I prefer to keep myself shut away from others to avoid mass axe murder.
Just had a phone call at work enquiring about one of the partners surnames, "Stone", I said, she said, "would that be Stone with an 'e' "!!! Well it was only spelt one way when i was at school.
When i'm packing my bags at the supermarket and the next person is already waiting by the chip and pin machine to pay for his/her shopping (and i haven't even paid for mine).
When overtaking a long line of lorries on the dual carriage way on way to work and the bloke behind (sorry but it always is), sits right up my backside trying to force me to move in, even though I'm doing 70.
People who say 'fink' instead of think (and similar words). Bokkle instead of bottle......
Teenage sales assistants who call me darling, love and honey.
As soon as you walk through certain shop doors being asked by the sales assistant if they can help. When and if I want help, I will ask.
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The car - won't start
The toaster - only toasts one side
The boiler - will only heat water or radiators not both
The kettle - is supposed to be a 360 degree one but only activates on very small and specific area which results in me having to spin the bugger around and around just so I can have a cup of tea...
My ISP for loosing connection whilst I'm in the middle of foruming...
damn!... it's gone ag_
People who put their shopping baskets on the ground in supermarkets when they realise they've forgotten something causing people (my mum) to fall over said baskets and break their patella.
Children with zero manners and no accountability.
Children with stupid names and names with z's and y's in them when the really don't belong.
7.00 am (when the alarm goes off)
People who feed their children junk, never encourage exercise and allow them to become obese.
Messy/noisy eaters (makes me want to kill!)
People who phone to make an appointment telling me that they've been in pain for 6 weeks (hubby's an osteopath) and when told there's nothing for a week or so say..."I can't wait that long!!"
People who don't leave messages on answering machines but listen to the whole message and then put the phone down....several times!!
(I'm off to lie down in a quiet corner!)
Smoking.
Bad manners.
the thing that really makes my blood boil is when people in supermarkets use plastic bags for one or two things!! Why do you need a plastic bag for a newspaper and a pack of batteries?
or when they have "helpers" packing your bags for you.....i don't NEED 20 plastic bags thank you very much...
and then the look they give you when you bring your own bags out to pack your shopping up!
Recently my sainsburys store were selling the "i'm not a plastic bag" designer bag to promote re-usable bags/eco friendly shopping bags etc and then they sell you the damn thing and put it in a PLASTIC BAG!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
STOP IT NOW!! IT DRIVES ME BONKERS
You're beautiful
You're beautiful its true
People who say "can I get a cup of coffee / sanwich etc."
Are they really asking permission to go behind the shop counter and obtain the goods themselves. I don't think so!
I hate the Americanisation of the English langiuage. Fecking feckers! Hate the lot of 'em.
Self
Everyone else
Sometimes pleased to discover nice people do exist (like most people on this 'ere forum) but in general I prefer to keep myself shut away from others to avoid mass axe murder.
Just had a phone call at work enquiring about one of the partners surnames, "Stone", I said, she said, "would that be Stone with an 'e' "!!! Well it was only spelt one way when i was at school.
When i'm packing my bags at the supermarket and the next person is already waiting by the chip and pin machine to pay for his/her shopping (and i haven't even paid for mine).
When overtaking a long line of lorries on the dual carriage way on way to work and the bloke behind (sorry but it always is), sits right up my backside trying to force me to move in, even though I'm doing 70.
People who say 'fink' instead of think (and similar words). Bokkle instead of bottle......
Teenage sales assistants who call me darling, love and honey.
As soon as you walk through certain shop doors being asked by the sales assistant if they can help. When and if I want help, I will ask.
Being ripped off.
Train fares.
People invading my personal space.....*hyperventilates!!*
yes agree.
people who stand so close to you in a supermarket queue that they are touching you.
people who shove the divider up pushing all your delicate food items together and stand a huge fizzy pop bottle right next to it.