Being my debut social I thought Mr Bollywood was one of the group ( almost typed grope!) and thought he was a very popular formurite with lots of peeps talking to him. Didnt get to hear any of the conversation but I guess they had feck off somewhere? Best memory: think it was Joe? left in full leathers with a bike helmet underarm and Poca's in tow. Couple of mins later he fed Poca's back into the pub and legged it!!
Hangs head in shame.....can not remember any of this.....sorry to all.....particularly Joe....how embarrassing.....must have been those leather trousers that did it.....
...seriously considering not coming to another social.....
So........I obviously tried to chat up Joe......I remember chatting up Nicko......think I tried to chat up Snoop....and Jon.....and I think also Plum and Johnny J.....
......please please please tell me no one saw me chatting Bollywood man.....
Thanks Destiny.....was thinking of emailing you to see if you could remember anything after about 7 pm.......
btw.....i've got a real bash on my neck from when i fell off the seat and hit my neck on the corner of the table.....luckily Mr Poca believed that it wasn't a love bite.....does look suspicious though....!!!!!
I had the wonderful experience of being trapped between Destiny and Pocahontas for a long while with no means (or inclination) of escape. At least this time Destiny let me keep my trousers on!
Poca chin up! I don't think a lot of forumites can fully remember what happened on the night (apart from maybe Jj and a few others). Take Plum for instance he's already started making things up. eh plummie? )
I had a wonderful time chatting to P about Mr Gay and his socialist leanings and his habit of getting his kit off on a Saturday night and doing a bit of table top dancing down the local.
She'd better come to the next one I have been getting some compromising Photo's of her old maths teacher for her.
It hurt a bit swimming yesterday, but the bruise isn't as bad as I expected. It seems to be the way with drunken injuries - they look horrible but aren't too bad really.
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Apparently he "came to England for only one reason!"
Apparently to "lick women's pus****" !!
All part of life's rich tapestry.....:-)
Nice to see you all.
P.
really good to put some faces to names - hope to see you all again in the future
I've probably signed up for some dodgy film and can't remembewr it.....
Gets me every time.
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I've decided to grade you all by height, and work the room using an adjustable footstool.
Am I the only one who didn't see this Bollywood man, or have I simply missed something?
He was an abominable little scrote.
Best memory: think it was Joe? left in full leathers with a bike helmet underarm and Poca's in tow. Couple of mins later he fed Poca's back into the pub and legged it!!
...seriously considering not coming to another social.....
......please please please tell me no one saw me chatting Bollywood man.....
.... and please don't be so hard on yourself.
btw.....i've got a real bash on my neck from when i fell off the seat and hit my neck on the corner of the table.....luckily Mr Poca believed that it wasn't a love bite.....does look suspicious though....!!!!!
.....sure I'll get over it before the next social....
:-)
Poca chin up! I don't think a lot of forumites can fully remember what happened on the night (apart from maybe Jj and a few others). Take Plum for instance he's already started making things up. eh plummie? )
She'd better come to the next one I have been getting some compromising Photo's of her old maths teacher for her.
Did I do my falling into tables trick again then?
lol
It hurt a bit swimming yesterday, but the bruise isn't as bad as I expected. It seems to be the way with drunken injuries - they look horrible but aren't too bad really.