The jelly baby and the smartie

AndrewSmith · May 2004

Hey king louie, hows the training going?

Jj · May 2004

[groan]

I forgot the format of the 'who' bit.

[executes perfect ushiro mawashi geri and fells AndrewSmith]

candy ollier · May 2004

Daz - there's the 9.30 gets in at 10.14, we can go for that one

AndrewSmith · May 2004

who ducks just in time and performs a spinning ashi-barai

candy ollier · May 2004

can i have a number 36 with rice

Jj · May 2004

ow.

[sits on mat, eyes brimming]

AndrewSmith · May 2004

Sorry, I know your not supposed to hit a lady(assuming you are a lady) but I did resist the urge to finish you off, have a chocolate bar on me.

Jj · May 2004

hmph

You couldn't have ducked under my leg anyway, I'm only ten inches tall.

And judo's silly.

[swipes choccy and limps off to the comfy seats]

AndrewSmith · May 2004

I spare a life and suddenly I'm the bad guy. Is it because I is fat.

Jj · May 2004

Is you fat?

Didn't know so couldn't discriminate.

:op

AndrewSmith · May 2004

I like to think of it as ballast for going down hills faster.

Jj · May 2004

The best thing about that kind of ballast is that it makes you more bouyant in water, too.

AndrewSmith · May 2004

Yeah but I get fed up with bumping into greenpeace boats on open water swims

Daz · May 2004

candy yep 10:14 is cool. ill be there!

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