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The jelly baby and the smartie
Daz
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thought jj might like this:
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A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie. After a
few beers the Smartie says "Ere, a bunch of us are heading to that new
pub, fancy tagging along?"
The Jelly Baby says "No mate, I'm a soft centre, I always end up
getting my head kicked in."
So Smartie says "Don't worry about it, I'm a bit of a hard case, I'll
look after you."
Jelly Baby thinks about it for a minute and says "Fair enough, as long
as you'll look after me", and off they go.
After a few more beers in the club, three Lockets walk in. As soon as
he sees them, Smartie hides under the table. The Lockets take one look
at Jelly Baby and start kicking him, breaking bottles over his little
jelly head, lamping him with little sugary chairs, and generally having
a laugh. After a while they get bored and walk out.
Jelly Baby pulls his battered Jelly Baby body over to the table and
wipes up his Jelly Baby blood and turns to Smartie and says "I thought
you were going to look after me."
"I was!" says Smartie, "But those Lockets are f**king menthol"
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A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie. After a
few beers the Smartie says "Ere, a bunch of us are heading to that new
pub, fancy tagging along?"
The Jelly Baby says "No mate, I'm a soft centre, I always end up
getting my head kicked in."
So Smartie says "Don't worry about it, I'm a bit of a hard case, I'll
look after you."
Jelly Baby thinks about it for a minute and says "Fair enough, as long
as you'll look after me", and off they go.
After a few more beers in the club, three Lockets walk in. As soon as
he sees them, Smartie hides under the table. The Lockets take one look
at Jelly Baby and start kicking him, breaking bottles over his little
jelly head, lamping him with little sugary chairs, and generally having
a laugh. After a while they get bored and walk out.
Jelly Baby pulls his battered Jelly Baby body over to the table and
wipes up his Jelly Baby blood and turns to Smartie and says "I thought
you were going to look after me."
"I was!" says Smartie, "But those Lockets are f**king menthol"
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Dash it all, Dazzle - now I have to go and buy some!
few beers the A1M says "Ere, a bunch of us are heading to that new
pub, fancy tagging along?"
The North Circular says "No mate, I always end up
getting my head kicked in."
So A1M says "Don't worry about it, I'm a bit of a hard case, I'll
look after you."
N.C. thinks about it for a minute and says "Fair enough, as long
as you'll look after me", and off they go.
After a few more beers in the club, three lengths of red shale walk in. As soon as
he sees them, A1M hides under the table. The lengths of red shale take one look
at N.C. and start kicking him, breaking bottles over him, and generally having
a laugh. After a while they get bored and walk out.
N.C. pulls his battered self over to the table and
wipes up his tarmac and turns to A1M and says "I thought
you were going to look after me."
"I was!" says A1M, "But those lengths of red shale are f**king cyclepaths"
im about to cause some GBH on a few in a minute
Elite Ironman, Ultra Trail Runner
Dazzle - I can't believe it - I just drove nine miles to buy sweeties!
Mind you - it's a bar of Smarties chocolate. Perfect. Two essential food groups.
candy - did you get my email about sunday - need info mate
Elite Ironman, Ultra Trail Runner
Just wanted to pop in and say, "Hi" as we haven;t spoken for ages...
All well?
who's there?
hopefully meet up at an event this year - still not sure on ND30k.
im fine thanks. could still do with some tips on swimming (hint hint) as its not really going anywhere and im fed up of being overtaken at beginning of a tri. cycling and running better than last year though :O)
Elite Ironman, Ultra Trail Runner
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Elite Ironman, Ultra Trail Runner
"OK - train from Kings Cross at 8:45 arrives at Peterborough about a quarter to ten
What's your number? - mine's 07788 564 645
I'll turn up at the station at quarter to ten anyway, so call me if anything goes pear shaped"
Nic - don't!! I feel naughty enough having the li'l one at 238 calories!
[runs away quickly]
I don't understand, Andrew. Is it phonetic?
er, thats about all you need to bring, other than any special dietary stuff (i've got loads of lucozade orange powder)
dont forget your trainers either
just been checking back the train times (have to get train and tube to get to kings x even!). can we make it 10:15?
moby = 07939 134 408
Elite Ironman, Ultra Trail Runner
Is it imma pillup or eye-ma pile-up?