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Wannabee pirate in need of identity change
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Crashie - I don't know why. 'Norma' is a suitably numpty mumbled version of 'Laura'?
Ruby Burrows
I quite like that one
ruby burrows sounds a cool forum name
Whereas Ruby is something that many blokes go for after a load of lager on a Friday night in London.
Smurf Name = 'Queasy Smurf'
Fairy Name = 'Bramble Goblinfilter'
Prison Bitch Name = '3 Dollar Bill'
Authentic Indian Name = 'Mabel Recycled Geoduck' (what?)
by the way Norma, where are you getting all the names from? (I need a couple of fake IDs and I'm having troubel coming up with an identity)
Your Pokéname is:
Eerino
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You live in the lakes of Southeast Asia, and your diet consists mostly of cows, daisies and kerosene.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have interchangeable body parts. You can breathe hot death. You have a fear of lightning bolts. You can puke Dr. Pepper. You have a fear of evil glances. You can puke lava. You can throw tahini. You have a fear of 8-track tapes.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Nidovee.
(a bit like snot rockets)
But what happens when combine cow and kerosene in your diet?
That'll get me through security NO PROBLEM.
The bad news is that my natural enemy is Lonerd who lives in th grasslands of New York - and I've got to run through them in a couple of weeks.
I better stock up on broken glass - which apparently I can thow.