Wannabee pirate in need of identity change

[Deleted User]

So far this week I've been accused of being a bloke (I'm not), and I was nearly awarded the V40 prize at a race on sunday (I'm 35).

I think it's time for an 'extreme makeover'...

[Deleted User]

At least you've not been accused of being homosexual by at least three shipmates.

IMp

How 'bout 'Long Legs Norma - The Temptress of the Seven Seas' ?

IMp

Toucan - they probably fancy you; it's not personal.

[Deleted User]

Even so it's unwarrented - think I've only met three pirates in real life. May it's my down to my big beak.

IMp

well, if you will boast in such an outrageous manner...

[Deleted User]

how 'bout Norma the Storma ?

XFR Bear

how could anyone think you're a bloke??

[Deleted User]

Well, the pirate nme generator thingy makes me :-

Dirty Mary Kidd

Perhaps not...

Doubly Bionic Ironwolf

hhmmm

Crash Hamster

Norma, why are you called Norma in the first place? (I feel this isn't too personal a question as we've ALMOST been introduced ))

smiley lady (M.)

Toucan I've met you and I don't think I had enough to drink to call anyone homosexual or make comments on the size of their beaks?

Norma, what's the pirate name generator thing?

AndrewSmith

<a hrer="http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php".it's this

AndrewSmith

<a hrer="http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php".>it's this

AndrewSmith

don't know whats wrong with me today, can't think straight

smiley lady (M.)

what's wrong with you is too long spent watching Carl's nurse!!!

[Deleted User]

Normette might do it, as for the photo, puffin is good only girls pick sissy birds as alvatar (see toucan)

:-)

Plum

It throws up Nigel Slasher for me ....................... think i will stay as i am.

You mean Toucan isnt gay ............ so all that effort in a bar in berlin was wasted

smiley lady (M.)

Plum, you have enough women problems... you don't need to add men into the mix. Was toucan on of the Kebab people?

Plum

and Mrs Toucan ..........

some people managed to stay the distance , not retiring before we reached double figures ................

smiley lady (M.)

I had a butler to get back to...

[Deleted User]

What, hey...?

Mrs. Toucan - what's that all about?

I'll let you know, I managed to reach double figures that night, passing the landmark with a couple of bottles of export black stuff (don't ask me where I was - I have no idea).

Nowt wrong with having birds as your thumbnail - especially beer drinking birds.

[sneeks off to find more manly picture of the guinny toucan - especially now summer's over]

smiley lady (M.)

Did you know that the toucan was origonally a pelican .... I've been to the guinness storehouse!

Plum

bigger gob apparently

Plum

you mean you cant remember getting married in that little "chapel" ........... I thought you had had a few but even so she looked a bit ruff

[Deleted User]

hmmm.... not sure what's going on there.

I've been to the Hopstore ("storehouse" indeed) - twice. It was better in the olden days when you got in for 2 punts with an NUS card - it was the cheapest pint in dublin.

M.ister W

It's no longer in the old hop store, Toucan, so they changed the name. But they do have the bar with the best view of Dublin. Mrs W has scheduled a visit as part of her post Dublin marathon recovery ;-)

[Deleted User]

I went there for a good look at the route on the saturday before last year's race. It was a bit daunting to see how far you run, so best save it until afterwards (although there are quite a few stairs).

Donald

Norma, with a bit of jiggery with the letters you could become

Nomar

which with an extra bit of vertical line on the end becomes

Noman

Of to make it even clearer

Notaman

If that names already taken you could do the "standard" hotmail think of adding a number.

Notaman35

That gets the message across OK?

Or even clearer

35andNotaMan

M...eldy

Norma 35F