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CHRISTMAS CRACKER JOKES
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December 2005
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Q: Did you hear about the cowboy who wore paper trousers?
A: He was arrested for rustling!
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Sezz
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December 2005
Most randam cracker joke award surely has to go to this one I had last year.
"Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkly?
Because it if was white, small and smooth it would be an aspirin."
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Jj
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December 2005
That's not random, that's genius! At least I thought so WHEN I WAS FIVE!!!
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Don Minquez
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December 2005
Where do snowmen (shouldn't that be 'snowpeople'???) go to dance?
A snowball... ... ...
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December 2005
"Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkly?
Have you ever tried to get one on the ironing board ?
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[Deleted User]
December 2005
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboooooommmmmm!
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December 2005
Fave cracker joke:
"Why did Sir Lancelot want 500 pairs of contact lenses for Xmas?"
"Because the knight has a thousand eyes"
<==========Exit, stage left!
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December 2005
How do you tell the difference between a stoat and a weasle?
One is weasly recognized, the other is stoatally different
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[Deleted User]
December 2005
2 snowmen in a field. One turns to the other and says
"Can you smell carrots?"
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LOL!
Not only do I still find that funny, but will laugh myself silly every time I say it to myself in my head.
Elephant/aspirin joke is also one of the best I've ever heard.
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Pammie*
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December 2005
I'll let you know tomorrow. We have our christmas lunch tomorrow bound to pull a cracker or two.
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December 2005
What is red and dangerous?
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
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[Deleted User]
December 2005
LOL! Two Trenches, I have never heard that one before!
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[Deleted User]
December 2005
Why was the snail's shell so shiny?
It used snail varnish!
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December 2005
Does any one know the phone number for the samaritans?
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December 2005
I don't get that one G-lit......
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December 2005
What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.
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"Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkly?
Because it if was white, small and smooth it would be an aspirin."
¦oD
A snowball... ... ...
Have you ever tried to get one on the ironing board ?
A baboooooommmmmm!
"Why did Sir Lancelot want 500 pairs of contact lenses for Xmas?"
"Because the knight has a thousand eyes"
<==========Exit, stage left!
One is weasly recognized, the other is stoatally different
"Can you smell carrots?"
:oD
LOL!
Not only do I still find that funny, but will laugh myself silly every time I say it to myself in my head.
Elephant/aspirin joke is also one of the best I've ever heard.
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
It used snail varnish!
;-)
You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.