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Dave A: 80 mins (ish)
Haz 96 mins
Sore Shins <100 mins
SM an optimistic 115 mins
Jovi Runner - 115 mins RTG - 140 mins
HIyah Plodding me old mate.
`Owzit goin?
Dave A: 80 mins (ish)
Haz 96 mins
Sore Shins <100 mins
Jovi Runner - 115 mins
SM - 120 mins
RTG - 140 mins
hee hee!
Right, 140 it is then!
Dave A: 80 mins (ish)
Haz 96 mins
Sore Shins <100 mins
Diana C2 - 110 mins
LS 21- 110 mins
Jovi Runner - 115 mins
SM - 120 mins
RTG - 140 mins
OK from now on add yourselves to the list I ain`t no secretary
and where are all the slow guys? SM`s getting worried
Well, I'm the slowest so far
- proud to plod though <lol>
Hey, we'll get the same T-shirt at the end, but more value for money as we've been on the course longer
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LOL. Shurrup moaning SM and get typing!
LOL RTG. I'm saying 110, but that's rather optimistic!
A runner`s tale
A man who shall remain nameless was running down a country lane. He was a bit self conscious , not being of the most athletic stature, and having rather white legs. He was approaching two young ladies walking in the same direction.
As soon as he had passed them he heard one of them say "What do you think of that?" and after he had gone on about another 30 yards he heard laughter.
The man thought "Were they talking about me and if so , is it possible to change the subject into something humorous in such a short time?"
SM
I hope that makes you laugh
And offers encouragement to the lesser talented like SM.
Dave A: 80 mins (ish)
Haz 96 mins
Sore Shins <100 mins
K9 100-105
Diana C2 - 110 mins
LS 21- 110 mins
Jovi Runner - 115 mins
SM - 120 mins
RTG - 140 mins
How did you know I was a milk monitor........and also ink well filler.....so think how old I am.
I worked my way up to a store room boy at my peak!
Always destined for glory.
RTG you are not the slowest so far........only your estimated time is
That humiliating incident was a long time ago.
Since then, due to years of Spartan-like training I have developed the body of a
Greek God (except for that small bit at the front)
So when I see somebody out on a run and they are well out of shape I have great
admiration and respect for them as at least they got the balls to get out there and do it.
(then I shout a piss take at them..........just for tradition`s sake) ........just kidding.
Only a week to go. MOT
SM meant to ask earlier does MOT=moment of truth or is it someother acrynom
*Opens a six pack of whoop ass on Dave*
Did you learn nothing from the Chinese burn?
Moment Of Truth it is my friend.
Looks like you got away with it Dave.
I`m sure no need for u to worry DC 2.
Ha ha can`t wait ........bring it on
still havent got my number through
should i be worried?
It`s a good excuse to maintain your anonymity SS .
But I`m sure you`d rather meet some of the nutters on this forum really
I have laid off a bit from my usual rigorous training schedule to give you guys a better chance.......otherwise I would have been right up there with the fast lads.
W A L O B..................what does that mean?........think about it
Looking forward to East Hull 20 tomorrow(particuarly with regard to the doom and gloom forecast, by the sounds of it at the start tommorrow will be the four riders of the apocalypse)
What will you be Haz .........Pale Rider or The Man With No Name?
WALOB
Good luck on the race mate
.........take them riders out!!!!
SS ........The Man With No Number........
emailed the race director.
officially lost in post
replacement number 138 in post - phew.....
That`s a lucky number if ever I saw one.