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Ah, you mean different to the untrimmed bushes round the back?
i thought it was something outside your front door ..all fragrant and neat or wild and strangly in some cases
or am i thinking of a clematis?
Puff the Magic Dragon
I love that song
ooh i used to have those around my front door
obvious that you have never been a lady's gardener
I passed by some magnificent graffiti this weekend..."Shaun is Gay and he has no pubs"
I'm thinking that Shaun the non publican has been "outed" (*wonders if he's heard of assos cream*)
Wow....A thread about vaginas!....and they canned my titty thread!
I just so happen to be an expert in this field, or 'garden'. Any ladies that would like a little 'cream' rubbed in just let me know.
I just want to make it known that Soup Dragons are no relative of Puff the Magic Dragon!
I love this thread - everything I've always wanted to ask but never dared!
The postman kept walking across my front garden just after I had seeded it, so i built a little fence to keep the bugger off it, then the birds were in there pecking and scratching away, so I attatched some milk bottle tops to bits of string which seemed to keep the blighters off and now it has all germinated.
dont know how you would fit all that in your bike shorts though!
I have nothing to add to this thread, as my gardening has always been a bit rough.
Mouse. wrote (see)
*spits Weetabix all over keyboard*
a woman walked into a bar and asked the barman for a double entendre..........
so he gave her one.
(sorry - couldn't help myself)
It should Cougie.
Is surely a classic!!