Beer, Sex, Chocolate & Running.

PloddingOn

Ah see I read back and missed that...twice

And NOOOO I did not have sex with a cactus.

Well.......not consensual sex anyway

[Deleted User]

It certainly would be a prickly situation.

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Nick L wrote (see)

PloddingOn wrote (see)

And Jimmy - I am a woman!  How wrong can it be? 

"That goes in there"
"And out..."
"And in..."
"And out..."

And think about Ice Age while counting sheep and fighting off boredom 

....oh dear, that sounds rather dreary.....

.."that could also go in there......and then in there....or back into that....while this goes in here...(don't forget to turn it on)....and these hold those like that, (steady now).....!!"

This sounds like the last I built furniture brought from Ikea!

PloddingOn

Or like a girl trying to change the washers on her taps?

Prickly is an understatement

It was a VERY uncomfortable situation

Nick L

Screamapillar wrote (see)

I think Nick's working a switchboard

women do have a lot of 'controls' that have to be 'adjusted' in a particular way. And none are alike.....oh well at least its fun finding out what does and doesnt work!

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PloddingOn wrote (see)

Or like a girl trying to change the washers on her taps?

Is it me or does that sound rude!

Maddy.

Thats nice to hear Nick alot of men seem to want to find 'the big red button'  thats lot of machines have to turn them on

Or get snotty when what worked on their last partner irritates the fuck out of the current one

PloddingOn

Could be a breast implant if you look at it hard enough and tilt your head this way

Double 0

Nick L - Thats a very good way of putting it! Does make us sound s bit like a radio.

PloddingOn

Whereas with men, you need to grab and squeeze and they are happy as pigs fornicating in mud - eh Maddy?

Maddy.

I think pressing big red buttons is a boy mind set  thing in general not an indication of how their bodies work - even if some seem to use their second brain alot of the time

PloddingOn

I like pressing big red buttons! 

Time and place though 

Wilkie

Ladies, I don't wish to sound smug*, but if you get the right man you don't get any whining, and you DO get your controls adjusted properly

PO, you have DEFINITELY been doing something wrong.  Or with the wrong person.  Or the wrong cactus.








*even though I am VERY smug

Maddy.

Time and Place indeed PO

Wilkie - I am getting better at spotting those ones as it happens

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Buttons?

Implants?

Radios?

I'm awfully confused.

Maddy.

Mind you making this the time and place will see the viewing figures leap considerably just before RW towers cazz it

Nick L

well there is the rather amusing email thingy isnt there......

Maddy.

Ohhh  Young Maaaan I could show you a thing or two young maaan

PloddingOn

Wilkie - the only thing "wrong" with the cactus is that it doesn't mow the lawn

Maddy.

bites lip - very bad thought

PloddingOn

Do tell

*suddenly realises that perhaps dear ole PO should say "ONLY JOKING" at some point now*

Maddy.

ah - sorry PO really very bad taste thought

I know you you are only joking 

Do you know I don't think I have scared any men for ages

[Deleted User]

 Na Maddy, just confused them!

Maddy.

damn losing my touch

I am quite straight forward Jimo - lord help you with any high maintenance girlies

PloddingOn

Leaving now

See you chaps tomorrow

Screamapillar

Bye PO - watch out for cactuses....or should that be cacti? ... or cactus'...?

Succulent plant - there, that's better.

Screamapillar

Some succulents are "hardy succulents" - ROFL!

Shimmy shimmy

Chocolate,
Alcohol
Sex

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*looks around*

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ooh looks like the thread has moved on a wee bit  Cactuses?

[Deleted User]

You forgot about the running Shimmy.

Shimmy shimmy

I was distracted by the talk of cacti

yes, I could not give up running