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neither is Greeny, despite his opening comment this morning.
ok off to kill someone!
Spans - I am quite squidgy though, so you wouldn't hurt yourself!
bagpipes - can anyone detect a tune amongst the racket?
poetry - especially the stuff that doesn't rhyme.
Air hand dryers in public loos - you know, the ones where you frantically wave your hands about trying to get the thing to come on. And when they do, the water dries really slowly, meaning that someone will stand behind you, pressuring you to leave with hands still wet. Give me paper hand towells every time!
One (hopefully) short term hate are those Michael Winner ("Hello Mum") insurance adverts.
Oh, and also Jack Bauer's daughter in "24", who justs spends her time running from one grave situation to another. Every time a baddie captures her, I pray that this time they'll kill her.
also buses, learner drivers, boring lecturers, traffic wardens and the central line in rush hour
Other irrational hates (rational hates of bad drivers etc no need to mention)
Women with very long nails. How can they DO anything with talons half an inch above the tips of their fingers. And they're obviously not piano players.
Also, women with loads of make-up = vain and have too much time in the morning.
People with bad sunburn who nevertheless must display as much of their raw pink flesh as possible.
That fat guy in Asda with his gut hanging out and his trousers half way down his @rse.
That man down the local insurance brokers who looks just like a frog.
Men who think they're being helpful directing me into car park spaces (I know how to reverse thank you).
Being called 'love'.
And that's just for starters!
What's wrong with pineapple anyway?
I said I'd forgotten two of my five pet hates, and you just came up with one of them - long fingernails. I find them a complete turn off. I also hate painted toenails. Feet are just plain ugly - why would you want to draw attention to them?
EastEnders, barbara windsor, the Krays and the whole lav-yer-mam them-was-good-boys they-only-did-it-to-their-own cockney gangster nostalgia thing.
Pay and display car parks with "No Change Given" signs proudly displayed.
The Lib Dems.
People who tut and look angry when I bring my kids on a plane, when they're the ones who are getting drunk and making all the noise.
The BBC licence fee, school uniforms, the royal family and all the other daft anachronisms we simply can't be bothered to get rid of.
football
football
football
football
going to use the stapler and finding it empty
litter bugs
total strangers calling me by my Christian name when they're trying to sell me something on the telephone
pinning your number through both sides of your vest two minutes before the gun goes!!
working in Microsoft Excel, putting lots of directory names in the cells and having that f**king awful "assistant" pop up everytime I type "/home" instead of "'/home"
grrrrrr where's Bill Gates? Stick him on this list too
You should be using a descent spreadsheet tool!!!! Lotus 123
And RRR - hah! not a chance.
Arrogance
Chewing Gum
Lily Savage
Ian Duncan-Smith
Tapioca
Marzipan
Talking on Mobile Whilst Driving
No Manners (Please and Thank You)
Selfishness
Motor Car or Bike Racing
Knee and Foot Injuries
Fluffy Women who give the rest of us a bad name
Bad Toiletry Manners