Club ride last Sunday-
You know how it is only 15 miles from home, desparate for a wee, all manner of layers including bib tights so a trip behind a hedge seemed a bit of an inconvenience, not to mention we're in a bit of a fun speed tussle so while we're waiting to re-group I take the opportunity (this isn't already sounding good) to basically wet myself, this does not go unnoticed.
Now I had warned them that I would be going on the fly, and I would politely get to the back - but Dave seemed to think it was disgraceful behaviour. I am rather proud of the skill to go at will as some old ladies take 80 odd years to perfect incontinence.
I also think that you should practice race technique in training, So I think Dave was over reacting....and is quite possibly jealous.....
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Weeing on the go is okay. Broadcasting it on the internet - that is priceless.
Isn't it compulsory?
i'm a bike fan of pissing in tri shorts, but proper cycling shorts? doesn't it get a bit squidgy and uncomfortable?
anyway, good work Mon. I'm proud of you for pushing the boundaries.
I guess it is trickier for girls though. Well done for breaking the boundaries Mon !
I think it's fine. I may not want to give you a cuddle afterwards though.
Oh, unless I'd done the same. It's a bit like eating humous in that respect, isn't it....?
They don't tell you about this when they write those articles saying you should consume at least 500ml or liquid every hour during exercise.
Thank you for sharing that, Monique
Did Dave get the garden hose out and hose you down before he let you in the house?
*quietly decides against getting into cycling*
...just don't forget where you are and do it on the turbo.
PMSL!
Jj - I was just about to say the same about the turbo
Unlikely - the freezing point of wee is pretty low - obviously depends what you've been drinking/metabolism etc etc
In fact - until you get the cold breeze/wind chill it'd probably be rather warming...
Having said that, I reckon I'd get stage fright....
good work, I still havent managed it yet.
Luckily my winter group ride stops for a comfort break!
PMSL, surely?
Hahahahahahahahahh oh very funny Oxy very funny.
Ive laughed so much at this Ive just ..well er wet myself..(well nearly)
in training ? in winter ?
mon you are a real lady, I swear lol !!
Almost as lady like as mooning on the move at one of my mates whilst we were out riding together and veering into a grass bank, over correcting and shooting across the road holding on with one hand while still got your hand down your pants trying to pull them up, and all while cackling like a banshee.
Will remember that til the day I die xx