Things you want to say but can't

LIVERBIRD

Corinthian wrote (see)

Please send your $120 cheque to Corinthian Relationship Counselling

God, you're cheap!

My counselling sessions are MUCH more expensive than that!

Johnny Blaze

Counselling sessions are for people who are having trouble getting laid.

just sayin'...

Tickled Pink

 Better sign up then ....

If it satisfaction guaranteed or my money back ?

Corinthian

I offer a 'bend over the couch and think of England'* service for my most valued clients

[Deleted User]

Ah no good for me or Tickled then - I'm 60% Scottish and I believe she's a full one.

Johnny Blaze

Guaranteed repeat business?

I'd do a buy 10 get 1 free offer - like at Costa Coffee.

Tickled Pink

Corinthian wrote (see)

I offer a 'bend over the couch and think of England'* service for my most valued clients

That is a racist counselling service.  I feel marginalised and discriminated against.  I want all my <ahem> counselling foc or I shall flounce like mad and sue

<prepares to flounce>

Corinthian

Flounce ye not - I'm running a special for Celts and Rabbis (Non -ginger). But don't expect me to think of Scotland - I'll not be able to maintain a stiffy

gingerfurball

[Deleted User]

Corinthian wrote (see)

I offer a 'bend over the couch and think of England'* service for my most valued clients

Blimey, he provides a couch, that's very thoughtful, most don't bother with the couch.

[Deleted User]

(((((Furry))))) I'm down wiv da gingerz!  My Scottish granny was a proper 'carrot top' and it creeps into my dark brown mane in the summer.

Corinthian

I've seen furry 's picture (With her hubby)... she's geooooorgus

*My daughters a ginger... and so were my whiskers before they went all grey

Tickled Pink

gfb is indeed gawjuss

I don't mind red hair on women but I loathe and detest it in men .... possibly summit to do with the former Mr TP <may he roast in hell> who is a ginger.

gingerfurball

*you guys!!*  

gingerfurball

...things you want to say but you can't....

GFB...please oh please do not leave your FB chat up on screen on the computer - especially when the teenage childrens come in....especially when the last convo was in the area of "fancy a shag" to MrGFB followed by his enthusiastic response....thank you teenage son for the wink and the LOL when you came home....ugh!

Tickled Pink

We all know what the gfb's are up to tonight then

You are such an affront to your children ...you should be ashamed

[Deleted User]

GFB - you must be feeling the love tonight .... and not just on here!

gingerfurball

What you mean....it was only a suggestion -

[Deleted User]

Calfie is technically a ginger, but he's one of those rare folically challenged gingers...

Gertie

Nam wrote (see)

Calfie is technically a ginger, but he's one of those rare folically challenged gingers...

you mean he's lucky? (talking as  greying and folically challenged)

[Deleted User]

gingerfurball wrote (see)

...things you want to say but you can't....

GFB...please oh please do not leave your FB chat up on screen on the computer - especially when the teenage childrens come in....especially when the last convo was in the area of "fancy a shag" to MrGFB followed by his enthusiastic response....thank you teenage son for the wink and the LOL when you came home....ugh!

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Tickled Pink

Definitely summit to be thankful for Nam

The ex Mr TP was so carroty that carrots shyed away at this approach ... and still is as I saw him in the distance when I went for my drowning avoidance lesson this week <shudder>

[Deleted User]

My friend has one of those Nam - we waited for him at the finish of a half marathon and couldn't mistake his pink, shiny head.

[Deleted User]

I never mistake his pink shiny head either. 

Tickled Pink

 glad to hear it

[Deleted User]

 I say!

XFR Bear

Tickled Pink

You've nothing to  about Bear ... you're not ginger.

LIVERBIRD

Corinthian wrote (see)

I offer a 'bend over the couch and think of England'* service for my most valued clients

Now I was getting so desperate I might have considered that kind offer but as it is, Mr LB jumped off the train last night (all Railway Children style with our kids running along the platform shouting "daddy!") and presented me with a dozen roses.

So I neglected to wear my fleecy jamas last night.

Nam wrote (see)

I never mistake his pink shiny head either. 

So many jokes.....

Kryten

Dude, you're an anti-knife campainger and you went and named yourself DJ Ironik. What the hell were you thinking!

"Rapper and anti-knife campaigner DJ Ironik has been stabbed by muggers who robbed him of his jewellery."