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Good luck Womble!
Dear couple - you aren't actually allowed to do that in public. And it's not as if the MI6 building doesn't have CCTV cameras all over it.
Still, I suppose it broke the routine for the security guy watching the monitors.
I can't remember where I put you, so next time I open a cupboard would you please just magically appear
Yes, that was my reaction too
Look, we can't spend half a week, every week doing this, the other work doesn't go away you know!
Vodafone - yes that's a third month in a row (out of 3 months since I took up the contract) that I've had charges applied for making a call to a landline.
Shall we set up a monthly hour long call so I can give you my details, you say you can't find me, I e-mail you my details, you find me, you say sorry, you remove the charges, you assure me steps have been taken to make sure it doesn't happen again, and we do it all again next month?
Oh and Vodafone store where I bought said phone. Thanks for offering me a month's free usage for the errors YOU caused setting up my SIM. Further to your e-mails of 7th Feb, 7th March and 7th April assuring me the credit has been applied, I can assure you it hasn't.
I was in quite a good mood this morning, Had I known the lengths people would go to to piss me off I wouldn't have been
Why does this "have" to be done by tomorrow?
I have come to the conclusion that I don't understand this process and never will. I was going to write it down step by step until I realised it would probably be about 4 pages long.
It's way too complicated for what it achieves and I'm at the point where I no longer care.
I like to learn. This is just a chore.
Instead of
"Darling, you don't look fat OR pregnant."
the answer should have been:
"Fat, definitely fat."
Sorry I interrupted your phone call, caused you to drop your cigarette and spill your coffee too. But lets face it, having a go at me was a bit audacious considering you happened to be driving a car at the time.
🙂
Cotswoldrunner- I would have thought the answer ought to be obvious. If you are a Mind reader...
oh joy, a hyperactive 2 year old on the 6.01am commuter train.
Dear New Pretend Director.
Telling me there will be a project review at the end and i should not question why the customer is being a complete arse, you forget i will not be here. i will be redundant by then. Perhaps you missed that little announcement of this office closing, you are a colossal cock womble.
There should be a minimum character limit for Emails. Your two letter response didn't make me feel particularly valued.
I like the way the new team structure is coming together so far...
Dear Waitrose
Fewer arrogant children in suits telling staff to do what they are already doing and more workers manning the checkouts might draw a few more people into your store.
So you think Gove will do well in the Justice Dept then ?
At last. Now I can start learning my lines...
Dear Berlei Why does your running bra stops stop at FF
Those of us above that need the super doper design much more
So the aircon has failed and you are trying to get it repaired it asap.
Please don't bother. For the first time since October it is actually not freezing cold in here.
If it's any consolation they're no good anyway. I wear mine as an ordinary bra, but seriously regretted trying to run in it.
OK fair enough stick to doubling up then
People who treat and talk about their dogs as if they are children.
They are not.
Stop it.
Even the Ultimate Run Bra? I find it great (only DD/E though, so maybe better in smaller sizes).
It's only a painting FFS. How can it be worth THAT much?
It wasn't you that bought the Picasso then, Nessie?