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Pretty sure "Tidy Friday" doesn't mean taking the crap off the top of the lockers and dumping it on the floor beside the lockers...
BTW, since I never made any of the mess in this office so I won't be participating.
I'm tired and want to go home!!
I think I should be paid overtime for Xmas parties as the boss pretty much demands I turn up. ( i like being grumpy and not going )
so it's Christmas jumper day is it?
Or as I like to call it "look like a tw*t" day. I've gone for the understated plain grey one, or as I festively describe it: my "snow turned to slush" ensemble.
Bah humbug.
booktrunk - I often think I should be paid overtime for work functions I'm obliged to attend but don't want to.
Obliged to attend work functions? Tell them to piss off.
I avoid all work social events. They're my colleagues and I get on well with them but I spend enough time with them talking about work already.
I just say No.
I know we were in the same class at school. It doesn't mean we have anything in common.
Didn't then, don't now.
Oh fucking hell, now you want a conversation in txt spk. Please go away
Dear favourite band, you are fucking awesome in so many ways. Not only your performances but the way you engage with your fans. It is only a small thing but the person who runs your FB page takes time to like as many comments as possible.
What I have also seem is how hard you work, how many gigs you play and how you are happy to play impromptu songs for fans at airports around the world (when you must be sick to death of travelling) pose with them for photos whenever and wherever and generally act like a top bunch of people.
You already know all this but it is worth saying. This is what music is all about, not voting for some cookie cutter, heard it all before talentless prick on the telly.
WAT U MEAN M8 LOL
Still haven't replied to her. I know I'm a total bitch but she works in a 99p shop I mean:
Working in a 99p shop doesn't preclude having basic manners and making at least a bit of effort when talking to someone. Bonus points to you for not replying and saying "I'm sorry, but I don't speak cretin"; you can't be a total bitch.. yet
Jeez, she is trying to video call me now
!No, just no
Right, video calling blocked, friend request not accepted. messages replied to when I can be arsed.
Hopefully she will soon get the message.
But I think the word you are really looking for is "discerning"
Now, you see, the other person whose request I did accept at the weekend has another friend that just shared a fantastic piece of music.
This is the sort of thing I want on my feed - not cartoon bears in Christmas jumpers
But anyway, enough of this.
Dear Sepp, the more you talk, the more grateful I am that you only thing you were in charge of was football.
You sound like Hitler in the last days of the Third Reich, you megalomaniac bastard.
It's brilliant, it's the first time that football has ever really entertained me. The "I am still the president" rant was incredible, pure Thick Of It. I think he has been in an organisational bubble for so many years that he has gone a bit Sid and Doris by external standards.
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It'd be incredibly tiresome if everybody did your job. Waitrose and taller wouldn't exist for a start.
Really? It's my last day in the office until next year, I have a hundred and one things to get sorted out and you think I should drop everything to sort out a mess *you* made.
Is F-off appropriate this close to Christmas?
Yes. In fact "fuck off with bells on" would be particularly appropriate
I'm going to say this because of Booktrunks comment - my brother in law died in August at the young age of 54 November, both my sister and two nephews would do anything to be with him now - cherish those people around you, next year they may not be around.
I have had 3 Christmas cakes staring at me all week, cheesecakes, trifles, chocolate sponges and the 2 birthday cakes that have not been eaten. And now the sodding bloody gateau is out ffs. It wont work, I know what you are trying to do.
Manchester United vs Chelsea .... how I wish for both sides to lose.