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Did you get email Nam? - let me know if it's possible - if it isn't there's other stuff coming up soon.
Haven't checked email yet, will do now.
No to tripod.
Enough to slog around with poo bags, treats and what not...
And I thought this would make us all smile on the "crap" thread...
"Bag that one up buttercup!!"
It'd be termed a multi-bagger in this household.
Rabbit poo is like maltesers to him
Maybe B could have been consultant editor?
But then I think too much
Morning Crapsters...
About to have my first coffee, then bite the bullet and pad to garage.
One to make team crap laugh...
Insured for sex??... Make sure you get the correct insurance for the type of sex you are having. Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes....
Sex with your wife - Legal and General ....
Sex on the telephone - Direct Line ....
Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.....
Sex with someone Different - Go Compare ...
Sex with a Fat bird - More Than ...
Sex On the back seat of a car- Sheila's Wheels ....
Sex with a posh bird - Privilege ....
Sex with a transvestite - confused.com
Sex with a Yorkshireman - E-Sure?
Now doggy people, this is what I do not understand. If you met someone who told you they were a copraphiliac, would you want to get to know them better? I certainly wouldn't want to kiss them! I understand that a lot of animals eat poo but it's hardly the most sanitary of practices, yet lots of people are happy for dogs to lick their faces. Maybe I'm a bit uptight, but I hate dogs licking my face. I find it very unhygienic. Cuddles etc are great, but face liking, no thanks.
Sex with an Alcoholic - AA?
That's who i'm insured with, though i'm still waiting for the sex. Maybe I should call them....
Sex with a condom on -- Prudential
Not mine
My brain doen't do clever funny stuff when I'm at work. Especially when I'm sleepy anyway.
I don't generally let dogs lick my face either. I know what else thy lick
Mind you, I bet if you did a culture of what's under people's finger nails you wouldn't hold hands either.
Hands are different - you have a skin barrier. Contact on the face carries a risk of ingestion. I am away of the contradiction with, ahem, "human intimacy", but at least I know where I've been
Frodo - you've made me hungry now. Need to snaffle a couple of bagels before my 10 miler this afternoon.
Hands tend to go all over and on lots of surfaces though ... if you're lucky
But I have been spinning and swimming and to the physio already today