What a waste of TIME!

Basil Brush Mk II

LIVERBIRD

Does my ass look big in this?

Basil Brush Mk II

Only if you're a baboon.

Don't worry, you're not.

M...eldy

A Flea in Ikea


Sounds like a weird novel!

LIVERBIRD

A Doctor Seuss book!

The cat in the hat and the flea in I-KEE.........AH!

M...eldy

<<backs out nervously>>





and just in case that mad Samuels woman wants to start a list of my internet usage time, I shall be going home about 0200 and I will then aim to be back at around the 1600 mark tomorrow.*

*if there are too many words in this sentance please feel free to fragment

LIVERBIRD

What time is it?

Flat Footed

Baboon throwing time!

JWrun

This is a highly entertaining thread

M...eldy wrote (see)

Karen Samuel wrote (see)

M....eldy,

You are on all my threads, you are like a  parasite (irritating flea)

      Mad mad old woman

Hehehehehehe

Johnny Blaze

Some of Karen's one-liners are making me chuckle.

[Deleted User]

Me too

LIVERBIRD

Karen Samuel wrote (see)

The Mad Flat Footed Liverbird!

How do you know about my gait?

LIVERBIRD

Anyway, I'd love to stay and chat but I've got things to do....

I only popped in to show you this

Ultra Saffy

Little Ninja

Which would be easier to find in Ikea - the exit or a flea?

knight rider

Karen Samuel wrote (see)

A poll conducted for the Mayor of London revealed that 60 per cent of Londoners hate the clocks be moved back! 

who cares about people in London?

I think you like goooooooogle toooooo much Karen!

CazSoul

I've been waiting in line ages, can I throw my baboon now???

Basil Brush Mk II

Little Ninja wrote (see)

Which would be easier to find in Ikea - the exit or a flea?

The flea, even if it were to be wearing camouflage so it looked like a self-assembly chair.

LIVERBIRD

Quite right too Basil!

The only shop I know with seats half way round because you need a rest!

LIVERBIRD

What time is it in London then?

LIVERBIRD

If I admit it, you'll be able to date me easier than counting the rings in a tree...

[Deleted User]

This may have already been mentioned, not read all the posts in this thread, but there was a programme on Radio 4 about this the other evening, quite interesting, seems to be advantages and disadvantages to both (putting clocks back and not). 

CazSoul

No, but i think that hare needs taking to that "farm" where animals go when they're no longer at their best...judging by its manky looking fur I dont think its long for this world.

[Deleted User]

Karen Samuel wrote (see)

But, Mr.Slowfoot you are the most  creepy forumite that's a fact.

Karen

Thanks do I get a prize ???

M...eldy

2nd prize ............. Dinner with the mad one


1st prize ........... Breakfast as well   

[Deleted User]

M...eldy

If thats first prize what have i done to upset you!!!

Ultra Saffy

Caption competition time ...................