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David will get down OK but undoubtedly Lizzie will blame him for taking Nigel up there ... she blames him for everything else.
I'm forecasting that Lower Loxley will have to be sold to pay Inheritance Tax and Lizzie will go after her 'share' of Brookfield once more. I wish he had landed on her. Her and Pip are incredibly annoying.
Matt Crawford to buy Lower Loxley with his ill-gotten gains...
Nigel revealed as Helen's spunk monkey - no wonder he threw himself off the roof...
Lol, they obviously did the important news first! Just proves Ambridge is real then
She did let it slip that Nigel has definitley popped his clogs though. After much prodding when she wouldn't be drawn, she said something about "a birth and a death". Ooops!
If Nigel dies - so what, he'll soon be forgotten but if he becomes wheelchair bound, maybe with some brain damage - now there's a thing. Lizzie will just have to get out the pillow and finish him off. - Killing 2 birds with 1 stone - Lizzie in prison and Nigel dead.
Edit to say - in case that reads wrong - this is the Archers not real life.
It wasn't the turkeys, or the ferrets but he did
Just listened in to tonight's show..frankly I'm shocked that Roooooth managed an entire episode without saying "ooohhhh noooooooooo"
Which reminds me, when we had our allotment, we named some of our tools (I know!) We had The Brush That Sweeps Clean", a vague Leninist motto, and "Hoe No" in Roooooth's honour
If Lizzie is a director of Lower Loxley Holdings or what ever then she could be at risk of prosecution for health and safety breaches.
When I heard that the story was going to "rip the heart out of Ambridge" I thought that HS2 was gooing to go through the middle of the village
Kenton tied the dodgy knot, didn't he but it was David who encouraged poor dead Nige on the roof in the dark. I vote she kills them both.
Only thing with listening during the week is I'm missing Celeb Mastermind.