London Social

Womble

It's ok, CP. I don't think Nicko is coming to the social.

Wilkie

My first ever social, I was standing there all alone, gripping a drink, thinking "I'll just finish this and then I'll go home...."  when a tall lady with long bright pink hair came up to me and said "are you a runner?".

After that it was plain sailing

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Womble wrote (see)

AndrewSmith wrote (see)

Hash. wrote (see)

And we've all had to walk in there not knowing anyone, so we know how scary it is. It doesn't stay scary for long, promise

My first social I ended up having my back licked by Pocahontus and then watched Nicko wander around the pub showing everyone his willy!

And they went downhill from there......

Ah, those were the days.   I met someone lovely...

Unknown

Not saying who...

M.ister W

Cocoa Pop wrote (see)

AndrewSmith wrote (see)

Hash. wrote (see)

And we've all had to walk in there not knowing anyone, so we know how scary it is. It doesn't stay scary for long, promise

My first social I ended up having my back licked by Pocahontus and then watched Nicko wander around the pub showing everyone his willy!

I think i may be washing my hair that night now.

Says the man who snogged PS at the London Marathon despite not having met him before

M.ister W

MikeFrog wrote (see)

Womble wrote (see)

AndrewSmith wrote (see)

Hash. wrote (see)

And we've all had to walk in there not knowing anyone, so we know how scary it is. It doesn't stay scary for long, promise

My first social I ended up having my back licked by Pocahontus and then watched Nicko wander around the pub showing everyone his willy!

And they went downhill from there......

Ah, those were the days.   I met someone lovely...

MikeFrog wrote (see)

Not saying who...

Was it me?

Unknown

It may have been. I'm not too sure, it was dark and I may have been drunk. Do you have any tattoos in unusual places?

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M.ister W wrote (see)

Cocoa Pop wrote (see)

AndrewSmith wrote (see)

Hash. wrote (see)

And we've all had to walk in there not knowing anyone, so we know how scary it is. It doesn't stay scary for long, promise

My first social I ended up having my back licked by Pocahontus and then watched Nicko wander around the pub showing everyone his willy!

I think i may be washing my hair that night now.

Says the man who snogged PS at the London Marathon despite not having met him before

I didn't think anyone was watching

M.ister W

MikeFrog wrote (see)

It may have been. I'm not too sure, it was dark and I may have been drunk. Do you have any tattoos in unusual places?

How unusual?

[Deleted User]

Small rabbits between each toe?

Wilkie

I met someone lovely too!

But not at the first social - sometimes you have to have a bit of patience!

That's not to say the people I met at my first social weren't lovely, but, well, you know what I mean.....

Womble

Just don't stare at anyone's eyes, CP.

[Deleted User]

ah, now theres the rub Womble. I dont always know when I'm doing that.

M.ister W

I met someone lovely at my first London social.  I didn't realise at the time that she was lovely.  I only worked it out several years later

[Deleted User]

I've met lovely people at socials.  Not in "that" way, but lovely nonetheless.

Womble

CP, if it's Nicko's "eyes" you'll know..... (I'm sure someone will explain  )

Kanga M

Plum was the first person I met at my first social ... didn't put me off completely though

Might get along to this before we flee the country as well ...

XFR Bear

That'd be good Kanga, can't ,make this Friday but would be nice to see you before you jet off

Brolish

You guys are nuts.  A couple of shots of tequila might be a good idea before I join you...

Brolish

So how do I know it's you.  Give me some clues...

[Deleted User]

I'll be the one not starring at your eyes

Brolish

Very helpful, CP

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happy to help.

Tommygun2

When I first went to a social I didn't know anyone but I first met Womble and the mr Frog and havn't looked back since.

It was a bit scarey I suppose but really its just a nice bunch of people who have a common interest.

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Look I didn't mention the initiation

I think I might of got away with it

Brolish

Initiatiion's fine with adequate levels of intoxication...

Unknown

Mon, it is quite a big pub - and we don't always end up in the same part of it - so the best way is to exchange mobile phone numbers with one or two of us

or obviously just look for the bunch of slim fit attractive people

(it won't be us, but you'll have a good evening)

[Deleted User]

less than 2 weeks.

[Deleted User]

Can't make it I'm having a root canal  

Would like to do the next one though....

Womble

Ah root canal is fine. I had three sessions on one tooth earlier this year, but all this thing about it hurting wasn't true.

Womble

<not as much as the initiation anyway>