I'm sorry - I really CAN'T!

Knitting for me.

And dancing.

I have two extremely accomplished ballerinas at home as well. I think I picked the wrong ones up in the hospital. image

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  • Clay pigeon shooting.  I just couldn't work out what I was supposed to be looking at.  One eye closed, the other eye closed, both eyes open... not a fekkin clue.

  • Throwing and catching

  • Guitar, you need unnatural fingers it's freaky
  • I have never been able to lay racket on tennis ball, or shuttlecock. Can't play any instruments either.

  • Oh, and maths

  • This has the potential to get gloomy, how about a "Random Talents" thread?

  • Swimming breast stroke  - I just float there going no where. I've had lessons without any success, I'll just stick to front crawl.

  • Diplomacy.

    Singing.

    Chess.
  • Map reading.

    If I'm travelling South, I have to turn it upsidedown image
  • Anything involving Hand eye coordination.
  • I'm rubbish at just about everything.

    Except, I can clay pigeon shoot - you look at the clays, the name kind of gives it away. I can also map read. (If obsessions count).

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    Saffy Sweety Pea wrote (see)
    Map reading.
    If I'm travelling South, I have to turn it upsidedown image

    I used to tell mrs P off if she rotated the map, until I learned basic map reading, and they tell you to orientate your map, so perhaps you are an instinctive navigator Saffy.

    I can't write.

  • Big_GBig_G ✭✭✭
    Javelin. When I try and throw a javelin, the back end of it nearly always hits me on the back of the head as I'm throwing it....
  • tpying

  • earn good money!

  • Swimming my head in the water.

     

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    T.mouse wrote (see)

    Except, I can clay pigeon shoot - you look at the clays, the name kind of gives it away.

    Yeah, thanks for that.

  • Using a compass, I just cant get my head around how where the arrow is pointing vs the map. And maths when its letters instead of numbers, surely thats called writing ....
  • talking in a queit voice.or even in a moderate normal voice.................

    and I can't stop shoveling nice food down my throat....even when i am absolutely full , I can endurance eat and push my body past its limit and shove a bit more in..........like a wafer thin mint.....imageimage

  • Going down slides into water. I just won't.

    Not even one designed for toddlers. image

  • Saffy Sweety Pea wrote (see)
    Map reading.
    If I'm travelling South, I have to turn it upsidedown image

    Still not fully awake - I read that as 'man reading'

  • I can do that!

    Man reading is easy. They either want....food, drink or seximage

  • But not in that order!
  • Not necessarily Degs, no! LOL!

     

  • Spatial awareness - Parking sensors were made for people like me - front and back image

     

  • mental arithmetic, and housework

  • DIY.

  • Nurse Ratched wrote (see)
    Saffy Sweety Pea wrote (see)
    Map reading.
    If I'm travelling South, I have to turn it upsidedown image

    Still not fully awake - I read that as 'man reading'

    Which makes the mind boggle at the south/upside down bit image

  • I'm also a DIY disaster area. I can change a light bulb but thats it.

    But the upside is the Mrs never asks me to carry out any DIY around the house knowing full well it will break/shatter/fall to pieces within seconds of completion. Happy days!!

  • Nurse Ratched wrote (see)
    Nurse Ratched wrote (see)
    Saffy Sweety Pea wrote (see)
    Map reading.
    If I'm travelling South, I have to turn it upsidedown image

    Still not fully awake - I read that as 'man reading'

    Which makes the mind boggle at the south/upside down bit image

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