Jon is tipped o'er balance shouts about there being no god if he can't control life, hurls himself out of the window.......................... agaiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
I'm an unfit mother you see Jon - a serial romantic. And so Barkles is looking after our cubs in a 'safe sett' near his school. That was the coded message in his announcement - social services have let him have custody.
Badge. I feel my scheme coming to fruition now. know I know it's me you truly adore. Ha Jon! with your dodgy parenting skills, what better than a professinal 'deals with cubs' kind of guy? (Who is goingfor a run in his new gear!!) Oops sorry to bring running into this folks.
Jon I am coming to try and save you I am. However, no need - after last time I took the precaution of installing a trampoline under your window - so that you could boucne back right into my arms.
This is not what was supposed to happen. I'm nothing but a worthless whore. Look after the cubs for me Barkles. I am so sorry everybody - I wanted to make you all happy - dumb badger [slinks off distraught]
bye my sweet Jonboy It would have been lovely to have been in the darkside in the dark with you but sadly we are locking up my beautiful library now. xxx
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However I do have a confession to make about their father.............
Please steal yourself Jon
(And it doesn't stop us getting married or anything)
know I know it's me you truly adore.
Ha Jon! with your dodgy parenting skills, what better than a professinal 'deals with cubs' kind of guy? (Who is goingfor a run in his new gear!!) Oops sorry to bring running into this folks.
[slinks off distraught]
"Sunshine is far way, clouds linger on"
"...... know that you've gone"
&
True Blue Knees
I shall keep a low profile and pounce when you least expect it... This monkey is badd!
You will always be welcome in badgerworld
xxxx
I like these mellow forum nights. Have actually got some wuk done!!!
It would have been lovely to have been in the darkside in the dark with you but sadly we are locking up my beautiful library now.
xxx