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Well someone had to start a thread on this subject at some point.
Don't eat Tesco burgers. they have a very high Shergar content.
Tesco barcodes are said to contain zebra meat.
Waitrose burgers are said to contain unicorn meat.
i came on here to get away from them
Don't eat Tesco burgers, they'll give you the trots..
Anthony Worrel-Thompson to become a jockey?
What's wrong with the Tesco jokes? People are only horsing around...
...Just eat my tesco burgers last night surprised to see I'm second fav at Kempton Park today
...If you think the Horse Burgers in Tesco are bad, wait until you see their Unicorn on the Cob.
...I just found some Tesco value beef burgers in the fridge. And there off.
Shall we start picking on some of the others? How about:
After a long run, I ASDA have a horsemeat burger.
My Lidl pony.
Sales of Tesco burgers remains stable!
There's a load in The Guardian.
I tried to take some back but they said they wouldn't take them so it looks like I'm saddled with them!
I was going to but some venison burgers but they were dead dear!
Might give Tesco's meatballs a try, heard they're 'the dogs bollocks'
I tried a Tesco burger but thought it tasted foal!
i dont know why people are complaining, its probably the only meat actually in them
Good thread, Rickster. You're the mane man!
I think someone may be sending me death threats. Woke up this morning with a Tesco burger on my pillow.
I had one of those burgers the other night.. gave me a sore throat.... a little hoarse..
Anyone had enough of all these horse jokes and puns? What a nightmare...
Well personally I can't wait to try the new Tesco quarter pandas.
They found out about the horse meat while doing DN Neigh tests
Went to Tesco's cafe for my lunch yesterday. The waitress said 'Would you like anything on your burger?' I said 'A fiver each way.'