Ooh! As someone who has been known (often) to rub misused commas and apostrophes from pub chalk-boards out on the pavement (and the like) as I walk past, this sounds like my kinda geeky party!
Sounds like my kind of book too! I can spot an out-of-place apostrophe in a dense page of text at fifty paces. I seethed recently when I read a report in the paper about some public sector organisation whose staff had been forbidden to use apostrophes in correspondence. The feeling was that if they couldn't use them properly, it was best not to use them at all. AAARRGGHH!!!
The recent film with Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullock also put another nail of death into the apostrophe coffin - Two Weeks Notice.
ive decided to ban myself from using any punctuation from now on as it doesnt make my head spin in the way that that does cos i cant be arsed to work my little brain this morning its friday for goodness sake and i think this is particularly cruel oh dear
Based on this sample there is a high correlation between interest in running and interest in punctuation.
Perhaps it stems from needing to be precise about that 10k time. After all, the Pb is the time taken for me do do the exact distance not from when someone fired the gun. So that's 42:40 not 42:43, period.
I saw a notice in the grocer's the other day (always the best place for flying apostrophes, I find):
"Tomato's"
The more I thought about it, the more confused I became over whether or not that was in fact correct use of an apostrophe. After all, the apostrophe does indeed represent an elision, but I'm not entirely sure that it's allowed within a single word!
Anyway, I decided not to think about it much longer, because I realised that everyone in the queue was bypassing me as I pondered the grammatical accuracy of the sign - which, to be honest, was probably unneccesary in the first place. I think most people could have worked out that those shiny red round things with green spiders on top were tomatoes. I only went in for a banana for breakfast...
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The recent film with Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullock also put another nail of death into the apostrophe coffin - Two Weeks Notice.
Bring back formal grammar lessons!
Woman without man, is nothing!
Get yer eyeballs round that!
Do I have to?!
reminds me of:
nut screws washer and bolts
Sounds like a one night stand!
mmmmmmmmmwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!
Perhaps it stems from needing to be precise about that 10k time. After all, the Pb is the time taken for me do do the exact distance not from when someone fired the gun. So that's 42:40 not 42:43, period.
Now just have to drop this on my wish list too.
Must be a bird and blokes who are too in touch with their feminine side thing.
(just kidding about the apostrophes, honest!)
Another book for my Amazon wish list. Fewer or less? Where's my soapbox?
At my first job I sat next to the Stationary Cupboard... which was on wheels. I always wondered about that...
... and another thing... "I should of". What's that all about, eh?!
I saw a notice in the grocer's the other day (always the best place for flying apostrophes, I find):
"Tomato's"
The more I thought about it, the more confused I became over whether or not that was in fact correct use of an apostrophe. After all, the apostrophe does indeed represent an elision, but I'm not entirely sure that it's allowed within a single word!
Anyway, I decided not to think about it much longer, because I realised that everyone in the queue was bypassing me as I pondered the grammatical accuracy of the sign - which, to be honest, was probably unneccesary in the first place. I think most people could have worked out that those shiny red round things with green spiders on top were tomatoes. I only went in for a banana for breakfast...