Club Membership

Runnin man

 absolutely magnificent but God loves a trier

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Me, me, me, please can I join, running man can vouch for me, I'm no trouble and will fit nicely in, I store things in my bra too when going out but would probably have trouble with a sports bra but do have a bum bag that has my parkrun card in, plus my phone and my trusted shee wee

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I'm female, and the answer to all of those is yes, and my shee wee means when I get cut short for the toilet in the great outdoors I don't have to bare my bum and can go in a dignified manner running man will vouch for me

seren nos

I'm not running with medals if she has a smelly used sheewee in her bumpocket.....

Runnin man

hello Ms Chocolate how are you? and Nick yes 13 medals is a female with no visible tattoos (maybe you should insist on a full check) not weird in anyway, certainly not a shit stirrer and a she wee is a thing that can be used for many things, like a funnel, a witches nose, Pea shooter, it's a very useful gadget.

   

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Seren nos, that's why I also carry water no smells from me, in fact I'd be more smelly if I didn't use it

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And I'm good thanks RM, I'm looking forward to getting another medal the weekend

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Nick Windsor 4 wrote (see)

Ok Xyloid you are in but I will have none of your cross dressing nonesense

Sod that!  Any club that would have me as a member has too low standards to be worth joining!

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Woop Woop, and yes I'm totally ink free

Runnin man

Welcome to Nick's Nobs Ms Chocolate

E mmy

What # am I? I never use a shewee... I go au-natural and bare my ass to passing dog walkers and unsuspecting walkers.

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What if I got a tattoo that said 'Nick likes Seren more than Running Man' all down one leg?  Could I get expelled for breaching rules 4 and 5?

Runnin man

I've got a hee wee, is that OK? and I wondered why all the dog walkers followed you at Enigma Emmy

E mmy

You got it! I thought that I had got reported to the police for indecent exposure when I saw them at the RD station on the 2nd day

Runnin man

I was called upon to make a statement "I can confirm I did not see one bare arse that day officer"

E mmy

Nick - do we have a secret handshake? How will I know a fellow member whilst we're waiting for the white tee's?

Screamapillar

This is just as well, I don't want sex with anyone that has a mullet...

E mmy

can a female member also greet with a traditional runners bottom slap to all members of the club?

Screamapillar

Nick Windsor 4 wrote (see)

Screamapillar wrote (see)

This is just as well, I don't want sex with anyone that has a mullet...

Aha I get you, see where your coming from what your saying is where hair is concerned less is more, nice to hear that

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